This lady has some VERY SPECIFIC observations about Brent Corrigan

When it comes to gay porn stars, there are fans, and then there are FANS. Brent Corrigan has a FAN, and her name is "Lana." She has written so many things about him!

Lana's essays explicate the varied ways in which Brent has sex, either as a bottom or a top, by analyzing the positions and physical movements that work—or do not work—for him on film. A recurring theme in all of Lana's writing is that Brent's performances as a porn star are symbolic of his——GAH. I can't.

Take it away, Lana!...

The stars know: Unzipped parties totally rock

Unzipped Media, hot on the heels of the mega-successful Freshman of the Year party (video above) announces...another rad party:

Men presents Fetish
Special issue release party!!!

At MJ’s, Friday, October 16th, 10pm

$10 cover

Barber on hand for buzz cuts

Guys in gear get drink specials!

Gift bags!

To RSVP for the event send an email with "UNZIPPED PARTY" in the subject line to marcus@mjsbar.com

Excited yet?

Well, if you are still edging, the video from our last party (above) will bring you to full climax—just look at the stars: Brent Corrigan, Danny Pintauro, Josh Griffin, Jeremy Bilding, Cameron Marshall, Wolf Hudson, Lucky Daniels, Zack Randall, Trent Davis, Jayden Grey,  Reese Rideout, and more.

UPDATED: Brent Corrigan, Mason Wyler, and Derek Rivero respond to Derek Rivero's video

(UPDATE: Derek Rivero pulled his response video from TwitVid, but don't worry, a special friend saved us a copy and we re-embedded it after the jump!)

Reactions to Derek Rivero's latest salvo in the Great Twink War of 2009 have been pouring in all night, and some of them have been from some very famous people! While your editor was bathing in a KFC Bowl after being so viciously maligned in this video, here's who weighed in overnight.

Brent Corrigan:

I think this is bold and damn-near ingenious! Right in line with who I know Philip to be. The first time I met Philip was when he was "Laila" in a tight little mini skirt. He was acquaintances with my ex Jimmy and came to my 18th birthday party in the Hills on Beachwood Dr.

Then, a Brent Corrigan fan responded to Brent Corrigan's response!

BRENT CORRIGAN.......i just love you...and have been a fan of yours and phillip's for a LONG time...you need to do a scene with Phillip Ashton!!! OMG!!!! hot hot hot hot hot!!!!! Phillip's huge cock and your hot hungry hole! IM ALL OVER IT!!!!

Uhhhh...

Then, the long lost Mason Wyler(!) wrote in:

Twink War 2009 Part XXXVI: The Return Of Derek Rivero!

You loved the first one, you couldn't get enough of the second one (before it was taken down), but this third video will blow you away. Derek Rivero returns to call everyone out, including your editor, and then he beats the shit out of Zack Randall. Enjoy!

Who should rim Diesel Washington?

Say what you will about Diesel Washington, but the newly un-retired performer is fiercely committed to giving the fans what they want, and that's something even the haters have to love.

Diesel recently asked his readers a series of poll questions ranging from what kind of porn he should do (straight, gay, etc.) to who he should fuck (twinks, bodybuilders, etc.). He also asked if people would like to see him get eaten out in his next movie, even though he's "not a bottom."

Over 70% said "Yes" to this open-ended proposition (haha), so allow me to take the rimjob fantasy one step further by tossing out some potential Diesel Washington ass-munchers for you to vote on. (Yes, this is what I do for a living.)

Zack Randall and Derek Rivero address rumors in new video

Here we go again.

The above video will hopefully clear up any confusion surrounding Zack Randall (or Brian, or "whatever the fuck you want to call him") and Derek Rivero's relationship. This thing is 15 minutes long, so here's the gist of it: The humble, totally non-spiteful duo reveal that their break-up a few months ago was staged, for publicity, to make Zack Randall more marketable to fans. You see, Zack went along with this ruse only because he needed to make some extra money, by lying to you, his fans! Also, Derek and Zack still hate "porn star groupie" Phillip Ashton for lying about them to gain publicity. And no, they do not see the irony in this.

So, Zack Randall fans, after watching this video, are you still a fan, even though he lied to you? If so, why?

And hey, how about that Derek Rivero!?

Over the long holiday weekend, a bunch of twinks wouldn't stop fighting, on Twitter

Twink Wars were so cute, in the past, but now they are simply insane. The question is, how many sentences should one waste writing about this raging twink insanity, all of which was on full display on Twitter this past weekend? Three sentences? Yes, three oughta do it: Phillip Ashton hates Zack Randall. Zack Randall hates Phillip Ashton. Derek Rivero is still creepy. The end.

If only they could all be more like Cody Kyler.

Brent Corrigan came!

Photos: Brenden-John

It just isn't a party without Brent Corrigan, is it?

Could you imagine a Brent Corrigan/Zack Randall scene?!

Thanks for coming up, Brent!

Well, here they are

Photo: Brenden-John

You didn't really think that Freshman of the Year Zack Randall would come to his party without his boyfriend, did you?

Derek Rivero made a drama-free appearance last night, but he still won't admit which studio(s) was behind his video press release/fake break-up with Zack. Why not?

Party Pics: Freshman of the Year 2009!

Photo: Brenden-John

The party went on into the wee hours of the morning...so pardon us as we attempt to get our shit together.

OK, here's Zack Randall walking the red carpet. Inside, he dazzled over 2,000 crazy fans. Seriously, TigerHeat was a zoo.