Happy Birthday, Zac Efron!

Normally, I'll make a Blingee when someone famous is celebrating their birthday, but this picture is too dreamy to doctor up with a bunch of glitter and dancing cats.

Zac Efron turns 22 today, so if you'd like to send him a special birthday message, go ahead and leave him a comment. I hear he's a big fan of Unzipped and a certain issue of Freshmen magazine.

Happy Birthday, Zac!

Breaking: Zac Efron has hairy armpits

Teenage girls (and maybe some gays?) rejoice: Here's a shot from the official 2010 Zac Efron calendar. Four more photos (it is so hard to choose just one) are after the jump.

Click any of them to enlarge (including the one above), and enjoy doing whatever it is that you do when you look at giant Zac Efron pictures.

Here are a bunch of Zac Efron pictures from the Teen Choice awards

Photos: Getty Images

Look, I don't know what this show is. All I know is that it happened last night and Zac Efron was involved, so I'm tossing a bunch of his hot pics up and calling it a blog post.

I've slipped some other dudes into this gallery, too, including our favorite Alaskan and his "surprise" date...

Shock: Zac Efron cuts his hair just weeks after Brent Corrigan cut his

A few weeks ago, we all joked about how funny it would be if Zac Efron cut his hair after Brent Corrigan had cut his own in an effort to end the incessant comparisons between them. Well, JOKE'S ON US, because Zac Efron has gone and cut his hair.

While he didn't get the same style as Brent's, Zac's follicular transformation is disturbing nonetheless. Watch out, Brent!

Is Brent Corrigan about to do something crazy?

Oh, no!

If this is true, how short do you think he'll take it? And more importantly, how much do you think a bag of Brent Corrigan's hair would go for on eBay? $5,000? $10,000?

Find out for yourself what Brent may or may not have done to his lovely locks by seeing him in the flesh tomorrow night! Get all the details on where he will be after the jump.

Exclusive Brent Corrigan Chat Saga Continues: Episode 2 Of 2—The Fan Questions!

Photo: Brent Corrigan Inc.

As promised, here is Part Two of my little chat thingamajig with Brent Corrigan.

In this second half, Brent takes questions from his fans about fisting, making out with Robert Pattinson, and riding in a car with Charles Manson. HUH? Umm, you just have to read it.

Those of you who read Part One know that I deliberately cut things off at a very critical point to try and make this suspenseful, when I asked Brent what he thought about Mason Wyler. Let's pick things up right where we left off, shall we?

ZS: OK. Next up: What do you think of Mason Wyler?

BC: Oooooh...umm…well. Here’s the thing…

ZOMFG! Zac Efron and Adam Lambert had dinner together!!!

Wow! This is probably the worst cell phone pic in the history of cell phone pics, BUT STILL.

We don't know how this was all arranged (apparently the romantic outing was sometime last month), but when you're Zac Efron, you get whatever you want, and clearly he wanted Adam Lambert to dine with him. We have so many questions! (e.g., Who paid? Did they bump feet under the table? Did they eat, or were they both too nervous?)

(Thanks to MJ for the hot pic.)

BONUS! Click through to watch Adam's incredible performance from tonight's Idol, which was probably a secret message to Zac.

We asked, and you delivered

The other day, we asked you to please, God, Photoshop this image of Zac Efron about to take a parking meter balls deep and, well, commenter "Arch" delivered!

Check out his NSFW version here.

Oh yeah, Arch: Your free iPhone* is on the way!

*iPhone=Love and appreciation

We're expecting a Photoshop version of this in 3, 2...

Photo: GQ

It's been over 24 hours since those extra shots of Zac Efron for GQ hit the web, and we still can't find a Photoshop version of the one above. Hello, perverts with time on your hands, where are you? The first person to leave a comment linking to a picture of Zac Efron straddling a giant cock will "win," uh, a free iPhone...? Yeah, free iPhone, sure.