BREAKING: Levi Johnston working alongside—and pleasuring—homosexuals!

This week, Levi Johnston expressed his indignation over accusations by former Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin (the grandmother of his child with daughter Bristol Palin) that he was an "aspiring porn [star]." Johnston told E! Online's Marc Malkin, "I don't want that image. I don't want to get into porn."

However, Unzipped has uncovered a startling fact: By posing nude in Playgirl magazine Johnston has, indeed, becoming intimately involved with the porn industry. And even more shocking was the revelation that he was recruited into a site that caters to homosexuals and also employs gay XXX film stars.

Read our in-depth investigation with photographic evidence after the jump.

An update on Damon Kruezer's fake movie!

A few weeks ago, the fake website for a fake movie that is not being made, "Brad's Buddies 2," brought us some easy laughs (remember the pegasus on crystal?). But today, there is actual phony pre-production news about this phony movie, courtesy of phony producer and authentic cyberstalker Damon Kruezer.

And now, we will screen cap the shit out of this website and make fun of it again, for more dumb laughs...

MyTinyDick.net

An online support group.

With personal stories:

hey guys, I have a very small penis. 1.25 inches flaccid, and around 1 inch ( almost invisible ) in cold conditions and 3 inches when erect...so obviously when flaccid it's hard to piss without pissing on my balls. It's very annoying every time I piss, I end up dribbling all of it on my balls or I have to try and make it erect so that I can aim properly...

It really wastes my time, any suggestions on how can I avoid dribbling on my balls?

Regards

Many more here, with photos if you register. Happy Friday.

(Via Lou Reads.)

Hey You Gays - Stop thinking about dick for a second and visit the ONE Archives

One of the most popular videos we've produced this year was The Rise and Fall of Mavety publishing. We couldn't have created that video without the help of the ONE Gay & Lesbian Archives. The ONE Archives is a research library for LGBT issues, housing an enormous collection of books, articles and other important items which have shaped the gay community's eclectic past. Here's a pretty great mini-docu we found on Gay.com about ONE (Did you know Gay.com now shows tons of TV shows, news reports and videos on the site?), and if you take the time to watch it, you'll be glad you did.

The last ten years, in seven minutes

While this clip is well executed, you can't help but realize how much truly awful shit happened this past decade. And, they left a lot out. I would've preferred they mention Dick Cheney shooting his friend in the face over seeing Terry Schiavo's face, for starters. 

What other extremely important things did they leave out? The Segway, Snuggies, Anna-Nicole, KFC Bowls, Craigslist, Puggles, teabaggers?

For the denim fetishist (or the man who loves him): Free shipping & returns on jeans

Photo: MenMachine.com 

Apparel is so much cheaper when you buy it on the Internet. But jeans...normally I'm too nervous to order them online. That's because I usually have to try on several pair to find the most flattering fit, so in-store shopping is a must.

But now Amazon has figured out that free shipping and 100% free returns is the way to reach guys like me.

Amazon opened their first online men's denim store yesterday, and there's no commitment or hassle—all you have to do is order, try them on, and either keep them or return them—your choice.

You can check out their store here. 

Amazon carries Levi's, which has always been supportive of gay causes. Remember that gay Levi's telephone booth commercial that ran on cable last year? I wonder why no other mainstream manufacturer has followed up on that...

Support our supporters—buy some jeans!

Breaking up...now not so hard to do

If you're a douchebag and you wanna break up with your douchey lover, you can now do it via the Internet with iDump4U.com. (Don't worry—this has nothing to do with scat.)

Click on iDump4U.com and you'll see that the site's premise (and purpose) is shockingly simple:

"Are you cheating on someone, are you bored with someone, or maybe you just want to get out and can't find the words? Welcome to a new way to pass responsibility on to someone else! Now you can actually have us dump your boyfriend/girlfriend and take the guilt off of you."

Here's how iDump4U.com works: there is a $10 "Basic Breakup" where this dude Bradley Laborman calls your lover, breaks up with them for you, and puts the whole mess on Youtube (Nate's break up with partyboy Ben for issues involving "back hair" and "letting himself go," heard above, is just the tip of the iceberg...you really must listen to all of these.)

For an extra $15, Bradley Laborman will call off your engagement, or, for a measly $50 total, tell your mate you are getting a divorce.

The site warns that iDump4U's creators are "ASSHOLES... we dump people for a living.  So if you feed us fake information, or wrong info, and waste our time.  We will make fun of you on the web.  That is what we do..."

Bradley Laborman also warns that "no refund is offered if we issue a dumping and the person just 'does not take the hint.'  We want your dumping experience to be as painless as possible, but we understand some people just do not have a clue."

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Pray the porn away

Is porn ruining your life? Does the sight of a hard cock make you feel shame and disgust? Are you a worthless whore?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, or if you are currently reading this blog post, which is on a blog that features gay pornography, there is help! WRAP week (White Ribbon Against Pornography) was actually last week, but you can click the photo above for ten easy ways to fight against the "devastating influences of pornography." Interestingly enough, items 3, 4, 5, and 9 all sound like things that could eventually lead to watching porn, or having an orgy, so watch out! THEY MIGHT BE TRICKS.

But wait, there's more. WRAP is brought to you by "Girls Against Porn," which is a website where girls hate porn. How much do they hate porn? Enough to make a website about it, for starters! But also, look at all the women who write in to share their stories:

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