WHY?!

What the fuck!

I'm sure this is something that might come in handy for someone at some point, but couldn't they have used fake cats, or animation?

We pray...that this is a joke

Here's one for you Catholics out there.

"A family shouldn't have to wait until Sunday to worship the Lord..."

Who put Gaga in my Beyoncé!?

This should be a gay classic: Beyoncé and Lady Gaga singing and dancing together in their new extravaganza "Video Phone."

But listen to the song...Can this spare, wisp of a track contain these dames' mighty diva powers?

Download the new Beyoncé and Lady Gaga song

Get a deal on the whole album

Gaga also has another new song with Beyoncé called "Telephone." It's on the new album The Fame Monster (the follow-up to our fair Lady's The Fame).

Who got the better track for their record—Gaga or Beyoncé?

Read Unzipped's review of the The Fame Monster

Naked frat boy drinks beer in a bathtub

What more do you want? The title says it all. Hey wait, did he give a shout out to Freshmen magazine at the :40 second mark!?

Parts 2 & 3 are after the jump.

(Thanks, Le Fag.)

I la-la-la-la-love you NOM NOM NOM

Kitty porn for you courtesy of the top cats of Youtube. Our favorite? Japanese chub Maru, the sliding box cat. What a doll. Meow!

Salsa dog

Once you've given your dog a massage, she'll be more than willing to dance with you.

Laughing at a poor animal's expense is never cool, but try not to while watching this sexy bitch show off her moves.

How to open a bottle of wine without a corkscrew

Finally—valuable, practical knowledge can be gained from watching an Internet video!

"Welcome to the wonderful world of dog massage."

And if you think I won't be busting out some of these moves on the first guy dumb/drunk enough to go home with me this weekend, think again. The singing towards the end is epic.

Chilled to the boner

Right in time for Halloween, it's Randy Blue with a spooky new movie.

Got a faggy kid? These costumes will help

My favorite is the bear.