Britney Spears worships Satan, y'all!

Glory to Satan!

Sometimes hackers are really funny.

(Britney Spears' Twitter.)

Levi Johnston threatens Twitter

In between suing for joint custody of his son, Trapeze, and posing semi-nude for a gay pornographic website, Levi Johnston has made some time to become very pissed at the social networking site for porn stars and Kirstie Alley, Twitter. Someone was impersonating Levi, on the Twitter, and while you might think that Levi would consider this flattering and harmless, you need to remember that this is Levi Johnston. There are so many things he has not yet done which could bring him publicity! For example, threatening Twitter.

Levi's rep released the following statement:

My client, Levi Johnston, is being impersonated on your media (Twitter) and this is leading to libel and slanderous statements being attributed to him. ... We want you to put an immediate end to this illegal activity. ... You are being used as a medium to promote this illegality and we want immediate action. ... You are now on notice and must take steps to put an end to what is clearly against the law and against your policy. ... We want to know what steps you will be taking to correct what is clearly a problem which is escalating."

So, wait, there were people who actually believed that Levi Johnston was actually on Twitter, which would involve Levi Johnston using a computer and Levi Johnston typing words?

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Anonymous blogger who no one believes is about to be sued for saying things that no one believes

Normally, your Unzipped would not concern itself with the antics of nuts on the Internet, but after receiving the forwarded e-mail below, we feel it is our duty, as Serious Journalists, to let you know that there is a Blog War being waged against someone named "Damon Kruezer" (pictured left, maybe), who types weird shit, on the Internet!

We do not know who this person is, but there are several bloggers and porn stars who do not like him one bit, and they are preparing to file lawsuits against him. But why?...

Weirdos on the Internet

YIKES.

Someone is goin' bonkers here on Unzipped, leaving cryptic and entirely lame comments. This person is a night terror!

Well, congratulations, "Tailorburnt." Your antics have forced us to ban you from commenting, FOR LIFE.

Bye!

He hath updated

After leaving his Twitter page cold, lonely, and rejected, Brent Corrigan returned this afternoon, following the vicious lie that his account had been hacked (by a tranny?).

Turns out, he was just in massage school.

Here is a Wolf Hudson promotional video

Uhhh, what more can we say? Wolf Hudson made this nifty little clip to promote his Twitter account. Is he going to start doing Twitter porn? Who can say? Well, he looks good, as usual. Guess you better follow Wolf, the King of Kink, to find out more.

P.S. Follow us on Twitter, too!

Twitter and #FF...WTF?

(Note: This post comes to us from guest blogger Seth Apper. Once you're done reading it, leave a comment for him. He loves validation!)

Ugh, Friday AGAIN. Every week I wake up (for the second or third time) and realize that I can no longer scream TGIF but am stuck with the bleak realization that I must say FIFF instead. "Fuck, It’s Follow Friday." 

What is Follow Friday? Let me explain...

This one goes out to @ScottTannerXXX and @JeremyBilding

While Scott Tanner and Jeremy Bilding may have been booty-tweeting each other recently, they're hardly "hella desperate" and they were definitely not trying to keep it on the DL. In fact, their mutual admiration was so steamy, it gave their Twitter followers plenty to fantasize about. Still, we couldn't help but be reminded of Scott and Jeremy when we saw this brilliant clip. Get into it!

Are Jeremy Bilding and Scott Tanner making plans to fuck, via Twitter?

It sure looks like it! Two of the prettiest faces in porn (conveniently attached to two of the prettiest winged penises) are planning a meet-up next week when Scott Tanner makes his way to L.A., home to Jeremy Bilding. The dream duo have been tweeting back and forth all sorts of naughty and suggestive 140-character messages, proving that Twitter isn't just some dumb website for disenfranchised Iranians and Ashton Kutcher—it's for romance too!

We're not sure what the two have planned, though we can certainly think up some scenarios. In fact, Jeremy and Scott are more than welcome to use our office's large conference room if they're looking for an appropriate venue to carry out whatever it is they plan on doing. Give us a call or just pop in next week, boys!

Here's Scott, wooing his boo, Jeremy:

 

And, Jeremy had plenty to say back to his potential off-camera lover:

So hot!

(God, we have no lives.)

This isn't going to work

Your editor's former pretend boyfriend, Lucky Daniels, decided to join Twitter over the weekend (follow him here, but remember, he already has a boyfriend) and used the photo above as his profile pic. First of all, yes, I am now following Lucky Daniels on Twitter, but only because it's part of my job, not because I plan on reviving my failed secret celebrity crush on him. Second of all, that pic is now my computer's screen saver, my iPhone's wallpaper, and is on its way to Kinko's, where it's being put on a T-shirt. SO?