Here's the new cast of RuPaul's Drag Race

The show doesn't premiere until February, but Logo has already put out cast clips of each of the contestants from the second season of RuPaul's Drag Race. While I don't see any Onginas or Shannels in this bunch, there are plenty of bad wigs to make fun of and good tuck jobs to appreciate. Above, we have Raven. Raven hails from Victorville, CA, but she now lives in Riverside, CA. It must have been a real culture shock for her, moving from Victorville to Riverside. (If you're from Southern California, you'll get that.)

Two more potential favorites after the jump...

Well, here it is: James Franco's first GH scene

First of all, WTF?! James Franco's first General Hospital scenes weren't supposed to be until today, but if you watched yesterday's episode you caught a glimpse of his mysterious murderer/artist character spray painting a wall and then pretending to be homeless to evade some thugs. Look closely at the end and you will see that trademark Franco grin.

This is exciting!

If you can't get enough of Franco on GH, his first full episode airs today on ABC. Check your local listings for the time. I'm already kind of over the whole storyline thanks to the overused "Mad World" theme song, so I can't guarantee that I'll be watching. (I'm lying. The DVR is already set.)

Carrie Prejean loses her shit on Larry King

Carrie Prejean gets embarrassed when Larry King tries to get her to admit that she settled her lawsuit with the pageant because of her sex tape. This happens after she says that Sarah Palin would make a great President, which is not embarrassing if you are Carrie Prejean.

Imagine for a second living this insane woman's life, you know, just the day-to-day shit. Imagine the kinds of thoughts that go through her head, and imagine the things she has to say and do to appeal to the brain dead redneck teabaggers masturbating with her TMZ topless pixxx in one hand and a cum-stained Bible in the other while the old man in the suspenders is being inappropriate. Imagine having to do all of this, just to make a little bit of money. What a life!

NSFW: Chimp attack victim reveals her face to Oprah

Earlier this year, Charla Nash was mauled by her friend's chimp and lost most of her face. You probably remember this story. Today, Nash went on Oprah and revealed her disfigured face for the first time. If you're wondering how disturbing these pictures are, the fact that I've put them after the jump should be a hint.

Yes, a chimp did this:

Why do I care?

A) Because I've been watching General Hospital since I was 16
B) Because I love James Franco
C) Because I have no life
D) All of the above

Soaps have good writing

I didn't think there'd be this many posts about James Franco's visit to General Hospital, but here's another one for the two of you who care.

The new photo released today features Franco with Frisco and Felicia's brat, Maxie Jones, and bi-polar mob boss Sonny Corinthos hanging out by a bed and a velvet rope. Meanwhile, an ABC source revealed James Franco's character name and it is...wait for it..."Franco." GET IT? This will remind viewers that they're watching the movie star James Franco and not just some soap opera actor. Also, this Franco character owns a furniture store (or is it a porn set?) because, uhhh, his name is on the wall.

Franco's first appearance as Franco will be November 20th, which is, naturally, a Friday episode. And, if you know anything about GH, you know that they won't show his face until the final scene of the final segment just before Oprah comes on. Trust.

James Franco on the set of General Hospital!

Sorry, that post title needed an exclamation mark to make this actual post seem more exciting, because this is all that this post has to say:

Here's a photo of James Franco on his first day at work on General Hospital. No word on who his character is or what plot(s) he'll be involved in.

As I previously remarked, I hope he has sex with Lucky Spencer.

(Soapnet.)

Cartman does "Poker Face"

In case you missed last night's South Park, Cartman sang a Lady Gaga song that, like all covers of Lady Gaga songs, sounds better than the original.

No Glee or Mark Salling last night? What the Puck?!

Photo: imdb.com

I was so amped up last night to spend another hour with humpy Mark Salling, who plays Puck on Glee. But lo and behold, Fox was showing an hour of Simpsons Halloween episodes. Now, I love me some Simpsons, but two weeks without Mark? It's downright uncivilized. So, here are some pics to hold us all over until next week. And, since ratings sweeps begin in November, we are almost guaranteed some gratuitous shirtless scenes, like the shots after the jump.

Is Glee's Puck part of a hottie trinity?

While watching Glee last night, Mark Salling, the actor who plays self-proclaimed "badass" Puck, reminded me a lot of bad boy singer, Robbie Williams. This morning, I saw that some of my gay boy friends on Facebook had posted similar observations. One even took it to the next level and brought Jackass star Johnny Knoxville into the mix. Makes sense: bad boy + jackass = badass.