As long as there are naked rugby players, I'll keep posting photos of them

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Meet David Williams. He's an Australian rugby player for a team called the Manly-Warringah Sea Eagles who, like so many other rugby players you've seen before, has posed nude for a calendar. Truth be told, I am actually in love with David Williams, but he doesn't even know I exist! This is horrible, but, you know what they say: If you can't be with the one you love, post a bunch of naked pictures of him on a blog.

There are so many of these pictures, and a special bonus, after the jump...

Because the world can never have enough nude rugby calendars

Meet the college rugby players from Sheffield Hallam University, who, as all good rugby players should, have come out with their own 2010 nude calendar and behind-the-scenes DVD. Thanks, guys.

Unlike, the Dieux du Stade models, these rugby players have a natural, amateur quality to them, which I definitely prefer. While beefy models and first class photography is great, there's just something more accessible about average college dudes getting naked and horsing around in a dingy locker room. One more slightly NSFW shot after the jump...

Here's a calendar for all you sports fans

I may not know what rugby is, but I'm certainly familiar with Dieux du Stade. The calendar series (now celebrating it's 10th anniversary) is back with its 2010 edition, and this one has been shot by the brilliant Tony Duran. Order yours here, because there really isn't a better way to keep track of time, is there?

But wait, there's more! Along with the calendar, there's also a behind-the-scenes Dieux du Stade DVD. Strategically placed balls and other inanimate objects cover up most of the naughty parts, but there's still enough partial nudity to make this semi-NSFW. Watch the trailer after the jump.

Is this chick a dude?

Well, which is it?

Some sports organization called the IAFF is looking into whether or not the muscular lady on your left, 18-year-old Caster Semenya, is actually a lady. She's been winning all sorts of races, but everyone knows that whenever a woman is really good at something, she's probably not really a woman.

From The Daily Mail:

A female runner accused of being a man tonight took gold in the 800m World Athletics Championship. South African Caster Semenya, 18, had to take a gender test after doubts were raised about her sex. IAAF spokesman Nick Davies confirmed the tests were taking place, though he said the results would not be confirmed for several weeks.

Semenya was ordered to take the test after raising suspicion during an incredible performance at a junior championship. Experts were concerned over the way she runs and urged the South African athletics body to test her.

A group of doctors, including an endocrinologist, a gynaecologist, an internal medicine expert, an expert on gender and a psychologist, have started the procedure but it is uncertain when the results will be known. The complex process could take several weeks to be complete.

The hell?!

Anyone ever heard of, uh, pulling down her pants? Oh, wait, after they've treated this girl so respectfully thus far, that would be offensive.

I wanna go back to college

The Georgia Tech football team works hard all summer to prepare their bodies for the fall season. And each year, they get rewarded with a fun photo shoot once all their pumping and toning has reached a peak. Every photo shoot has had a different theme, and this year's was centered around that awful movie about the robot cars.

Don't even ask what sort of filthy thoughts are running through my brain right now about these nine college football jocks (even the one in the middle!) and what could go down in the bed of that truck. Whoa...I'm getting a little woozy...entertain yourself with four more images after the jump...

Are you kidding me?

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It's that time of year again! Europe's hottest, most ridiculously beefy men got all slicked up over the weekend to participate in the annual Turkish oil wrestling event in Germany. After rubbing each other down with olive oil, the athletes rolled around with each other, grabbed each others' cocks, and embraced in various homoerotic positions. There are actual pictures of this after the jump, if you're interested.

Those naked rugby players are at it again

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A full gallery of brand-new naked rugby players is coming up. But first, for those of you who care, here is the story behind all of this:

The traditionnal Test season opening game starts between nude students rugby players in Dunedin on June 13, 2009. France are playing All Blacks for the first time since the Six Nations side upset New Zealand at the 2007 World Cup.

Whatever.

Full NSFW gallery is right here.

Do unattractive rugby players exist?

After watching this video (via The Sword), and then recalling all the sporno posts we've done here on Unzipped, we've pretty much concluded that there is no such thing as an ugly rugby player. It's a well documented fact that all of these guys, and we seriously do mean all of them, are flawless. Every. Single. One. Of. Them. 

Jersey swap!

Adidas sure knows how to get us interested in their product, even if it's something we'd never buy.

Head over to their site now and select two guys from their humpy lineup, then watch them strip down and swap shirts. We've been playing mix and match with different guys all morning, and there's even a slo-mo replay. Clearly, it doesn't take much to get us excited.

Hit the beach!

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We realize it's nowhere near beach weather in most of the United States, so we must turn to the beauty of Australia for some heat, as usual. Seriously, are men in Australia always barely clothed, frolicking with each other on the sand?

Well, we aren't complaining. Here they are again, in last weekend's 2009 Australian Surf Livesaving Championships. More shots of these Speedo-wearing, very excited men are after the jump. The last one in the series just made our Monday.