Rush Limbaugh: Obama wants your foreskin

Last week, it was reported that public health officials and the CDC were considering promoting circumcision for baby boys in an effort to reduce HIV transmission. This has been successful in reducing infections in the third world, so why not try it in America, which is not a third world nation?

Whether or not this new promotional push will actually happen is still being weighed, and even if it is, circumcision will only be promoted, not mandated. 

But, if you are Rush Limbaugh, this of course means that Obama is simply going to chop your dick off, tomorrow, and feed your foreskin to the Obama family dog, Bo, who is a Marxist...

What the fuck is "anal poisoning"?

In between popping 'ludes and twinkie wieners on his show yesterday, beloved radio personality Rush Limbaugh made fun of British PM Gordon Brown's apparent gushing over President Obama, and revealed to us his secret knowledge of a new STD found in saliva that somehow makes its way into assholes. We have no idea how this is supposed to work (and if anyone would, it would be us), but memo to Gordon Brown: You might wanna get that thing checked out. Rush only speaks the truth.

Here's your Limbaugh on the hobo's 21st century communication, the AM radio:

“But the slobbering [over Barack Obama], the slobbering…this guy, folks I’m telling ya, if he keeps this up throughout the G20, Gordon Brown will come down with anal poisoning and may die from it.”

So, Limbaugh is basically saying that Brown is slobbering on Obama by ass-fucking him with his mouth? Maybe it's just the pills talking. Either that or they do things really different over in the UK.

There's some video of Limbaugh after the jump, but we can't promise that it will make any of this any easier to understand.

Falcon loses its biggest star

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Oh no! Apparently Falcon isn't for life for "lifetime exclusive" Matthew Rush.

Read the story and see a hot hot photo gallery of his Rush-ness Below the Belt.