Q: Did Aiden Ash and his boyfriend get back together?!?

A: KILL ME.

After the jump, there are even more photos of Aiden and boyfriend "Logan," who recently broke up, posing in their costumes on Halloween. The question is, do you hate yourself enough to click thru?

Aiden Ash's ex-boyfriend has a blog

"I lay awake at night and stare at [Aiden's] side of the bed which I never want to lay on in case he decides to come home. I wake up feeling sick every day and have to busy myself with pointless tasks so I don't think of him. It has only been 15 days but this is not like me at all. I'm a 'two tears in a bucket' kind of guy. Usually they leave, I sigh, heavily tear up, wipe my eyes, then am sucking off some hot guy that night. With Aiden...I haven't been able to do that."

BOMB THE INTERNET.

So sad! Mason Wyler and his boyfriend broke up

First Aiden Ash (who?), and now Mason Wyler! Porn's most whorey stars are cold breakin' up with their non-porn boyfriends left and right, and this latest split is actually kind of sad...

Aiden Ash and his boyfriend have broken up, you guys

Because none "so many" of you have written in asking, "What's going on with Aiden Ash?" and, "What's new with Aiden Ash," and, "What's happening with Aiden Ash?" here is some Aiden Ash news for you. On the one hand, it's too bad that the first Aiden Ash update in months comes under such sad circumstances, but on the other hand, those of you looking to date him may finally get your chance.

Yes, it's true. Aiden Ash and his boyfriend, "Logan," are no longer together. Like most people who work in porn, Aiden wrote about his break-up on his blog:

I just woke up yesterday and realized, I don't think I love [Logan] anymore. I mean I still love him as a person, but I'm not in love with him. I think. I dunno. Just so much in my life is in shambles. My job, my schooling, my career, my family. I dunno. Logan just is the easiest to let go.

[...]

I feel bad though, Logan's friends say he is a mess. Apparently in class he just stares at the floor, and he tears up alot.

So sad!

A palate cleanser

After the last few posts (just scroll down), you deserve something pretty, so here's porn's newest power couple, Josh Griffin and Dawson Riley!

Yes, the muscular and humpy twosome are really an item, and according to their tweets to each other, they enjoying cuddling together, working out together, dancing together, and, presumably, showering together.

Until they shoot a scene together, you'll have to look at them naked individually. Here's Josh, and here's Dawson.

VHS hunks from the '80s

Before Craigslist and Adam4Adam, there was VHS. This compilation clip of old video dating profiles undoubtedly gave many a VCR an orgasm back in 1985, and now it's been converted for all of us to swoon over in 2009. Hands off the hot ginge at 3:34—he's mine.

P.S. WTF is a Donna Juanita?

Zack Randall and Derek Rivero address rumors in new video

Here we go again.

The above video will hopefully clear up any confusion surrounding Zack Randall (or Brian, or "whatever the fuck you want to call him") and Derek Rivero's relationship. This thing is 15 minutes long, so here's the gist of it: The humble, totally non-spiteful duo reveal that their break-up a few months ago was staged, for publicity, to make Zack Randall more marketable to fans. You see, Zack went along with this ruse only because he needed to make some extra money, by lying to you, his fans! Also, Derek and Zack still hate "porn star groupie" Phillip Ashton for lying about them to gain publicity. And no, they do not see the irony in this.

So, Zack Randall fans, after watching this video, are you still a fan, even though he lied to you? If so, why?

And hey, how about that Derek Rivero!?

Hackers try to humiliate romance-seeking Christians

Let this be a lesson to all of our born-again Christian readers: Don't use the same password for all of your online social networking accounts!

Over the weekend, my heroes hackers broke into a Christian dating website and got a hold of its members' private information, which included their Facebook, Yahoo! mail, and Paypal passwords. One notable victim is "Tracy" (see above), who posted a public note about her pussy to a lover named "Michael"...

Is this Jayden Grey's new boyfriend?...?!

A sexy tipster sends in these photos of dreamy Jayden Grey with new boyfriend(?) Richie Rau (above, left). We thought Jayden was committed to Austin Wilde? What the fauxhawk is going on here?!

It gets even STEAMIER:

The two were caught canoodling during a moonlit walk on the beach in San Diego, complete with hand holding and gazing into each others' eyes. What happened next? Stay tuned! We're on top of this developing story.

It's called "Google"

Ugh, this is how rumors get started! Many of you have been commenting on our gallery of Argentinian men (cleverly titled "Men of Argentina"), questioning whether Daniel Marvin and Pedro Andreas had actually broken up. Well, you can all stop because, yes, they broke up. Daniel is now slipping the enchilada (sorry) to fellow humpy Argentine Juan Blas.

We will let you know when they break up.

Meanwhile, here's an old clip from happier times of Pedro videotaping Daniel as he tries to drown Brent Corrigan's dog, Lucas.