Polling Derrek Diamond

Photos: Hot House

One of the most wanted men online (and in real life—especially in our offices and, specifically, uhh, in my cubicle) is Derrek Diamond. We called him the "perfect porn star" before because of his impressive endowments and his on-screen versatility, but now we want to hear from you.

 

If (and, sorry everyone, this is a big "if") you could go at it with Derrek Diamond, which role would you prefer to assume?

BONUS!

Derrek has a brand new gallery up on Below the Belt. Maybe his photos there will influence your vote? Go check it out!

Mark Dalton: Drool or snooze?

You have probably heard that Mark Dalton is out of prison and back to showing off his impressive body for gay men in nightclubs and on his website. And while we have been getting press releases proclaiming that this is the moment the world has been waiting for, we'd like to know how you feel about Dalton's return.

Here's an excerpt from Dalton's new interview with Vincent Lambert:

“[H]aving sex on film is not a priority for me. I mean, I don’t wanna do straight porn either. I would consider doing a movie if the right deal came along and I had more control, but basically I’m a private person.”

So how does he plan on keeping the interest of his faithful audience? “I’ll do some shows, some cam stuff, work on my Web site [www.markdaltonxxx.com],” he says. “Look, people like to push buttons. They say, ‘People are gonna quit caring about you if you don’t do porn.’ It doesn’t bother me much. I am what I am and I do what I do. People are gonna like what I do or not. That’s all.”

Well, what do you think?

Trish and Julie Jaric win!

In more exciting "couples news," Trish and Julie Jaric are the drag-queen porn stars you'd most like to bump tucks with, according to our poll. Congratulations, Trish and Julie! It was fairly close between the other contestants, except for Pecan Brown, who received just three votes. Better luck next time, queens!

Which one of these queens would you bump tucks with?

It's time for another poll, and this is potentially our most important one yet. Careers will be made and destroyed based on your vote! We need you to pick your most favorite porn star drag queen (we've been featuring them all month, click here for a recap) out of the five above. Come back in a few days when we reveal the results. The winner automatically becomes President of Iran.

You asked for it

You voted in our poll and, because you are insane (as are we, obviously), this is what you're getting.

Stay tuned!

Aiden Ash attempts to woo your Unzipped editor by posting pictures of Kameron Scott

D-List C-List (and rising!) porn performer Aiden Ash was on Twitter last night, complaining about how he had nothing to blog about, so your editor tweeted back and was all, "You keep talking to Kameron Scott on here, so why not just blog about Kameron Scott? Can't go wrong with a post about Kameron Scott," and then Aiden Ash was like, "OK!"

Less than an hour later, Aiden Ash had a post up about Kameron Scott (featuring the pic above). While no one in their right mind would have a problem with looking at pictures of Kameron Scott and his questionably big dick, we are more impressed that Aiden, who we prematurely regarded as a mere publicity tool for Mason Wyler, has fully come into his own and is making some pretty smart moves. And by "smart moves" we mean "doing what we ask him to do and showing us pictures of lust objects like Kameron Scott."

So, what should we ask Aiden Ash to do next? You decide! And will he go through with it? Don't worry, we'll let you know!
 

Which closeted movie star is ashamed of his privates?

According to a blind item on CrazyDaysAndNights.com, a certain closeted television star with a big summer movie has a little problem: his penis. The blog claims that during his trysts with his (male) tricks, he "keeps asking his partner, 'What do you think of my dick? Tell me you like it.'" Evidently, he's not getting much repeat action because of his crippling disorder: insecurity.

Though the blog won't say for sure who it is, those commenting seem to have their own theories. We weigh the odds of each one after the jump...

U.K. "celebrinalities" get "naked" for gay rag

Attitude magazine, the U.K.'s favorite glossy gay rag, is causing a minor stir with their new cover. Featuring pop star (and recent Celebrity Big Brother contestant) Ben Adams posing naked but covered on a bed, the issue—dubbed the "Naked Issue"—promises nudie pics of some of Britain's most annoying well-known "celebrinalities." You know, those folks who want to be household names, but never quite reach their goal? Folks like Olly Barkley, Marcus Patrick, Dan O'Connor and... wait, WHO are these people again???

Hell, we would have much rather seen Oscar winning Milk screenwriter (and current Advocate cover man) Dustin Lance Black—or hell, even Sandra Bernhard, who's also profiled in the issue along with Black—de-robe over any of these D-list celebs. Then again, seeing as how none of them go full-frontal (damn those strategically placed sheets!), this is pretty much just a big ol' come-on. Still, we can't deny that Ben Adams does look pretty good with his lean furry torso and faux Marilyn Monroe pose. This got us thinking: What celebrity would you most want to see de-clothed in Unzipped? Take our poll after the jump and let us know!

Have you voted?

Our latest "Guys Who Should Do Porn" poll is almost closed! But you still have until the end of today to let your voice be heard. Click here to check out all the nominees and cast your vote!

Unzipped's 2nd Annual Bi-Monthly "Guys Who Should Do Porn" Poll!

It's that time again! Time to do your civic duty and vote in our new "Guys Who Should Do Porn" poll. The choice is simple: Just pick the guy you want to fuck.

Our previous winner, Matt, will enter the Guys Who Should Do Porn Hall Of Fame (or, "GWSDPHOF"). But don't worry, he may be back for a rematch sometime soon. Now, refresh your memory on the current batch of guys by following the links on each of their pages and getting into all their nice and naughty pictures. From L to R above: Tom, Grant, Joel, and Paul.

Once you're done browsing and making the MOST IMPORTANT DECISION OF YOUR LIFE, vote! Polls close Monday night, and the winner will receive a blow job from your Unzipped editors, in our dreams.

Vote!