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Fierce! Lady Gaga dressed up as Perez Hilton at a Halloween party in L.A. Saturday night and, I gotta say, she doesn't look that bad. Normally, I'd rather cut out my own tongue and hopefully choke to death on my own blood than ever have to think about a Perez-Gaga combo, but a good costume is a good costume. Gaga even got the pear-shaped figure and pig nose to look realistic!
If you answered "yes," you are a pussy. But, you're just the kind of gay that farmer Richard Fonge is looking to scare off...
Photo: Mike Ruiz
We've said it before and we'll say it again; Mike Ruiz is fuckin' hot! And the forty-something photographer seems to get hotter every day, as evidenced by this recent self-portrait. What a delight it would be to have him shoot for us.
Have a look-see at an image from Ruiz's shoot with Hot Flesh alumni Anthony Gallo, after the jump.
When Barney Frank asked a town hall protester what planet she was living on after she called Obama a Nazi, you just knew that Rush Limbaugh's comedic genius kicked into overdrive to come up with a *hilarious* comeback.
After running a few zingers by his most trusted advisers (read: the contents of his medicine cabinet), he came up the following Punchline Of The Century:
"But the killer for me was, here's Barney Frank saying, 'What planet do you live on?' to this woman. Isn't it an established fact that Barney Frank himself spends much of his time living around Uranus?"
HA! Uranus, like asshole! Cause Barney Frank is gay. GET IT?!
(Audio here.)
Snoozeflash: Gossip columnist Jonathan Jaxson is suing Perez Hilton for breaching their settlement (legally, neither one of them can speak each others' names following a gross thing that happened years ago involving trading sex vids for PR—classy) after Jaxson's name appeared on Perez's site a few months ago. But it turns out that Perez didn't write the post in question, it was his sister, "Barbara"! Gawker was tipped off to the lawsuit:
Hilton (nee Mario Lavandeira) is being sued for breaching a legal settlement. When [Jaxson's] name cropped up in a post on February 3, he claimed Hilton had violated the agreement. But Hilton was shocked — shocked! — that someone assumed he wrote PerezHilton.com. You see, it was really his sister, Barbara, who wrote the item.
Well, of course. Who has time to blog when you're getting into fights in Canada, yo-yo dieting, and famewhoring with awful singers? So, remember, the next time you read something hateful and vomitous on PerezHilton.com, don't blame Perez, blame, uhhh, his sister! It's what he would want.
Despite penning an excuse "apology" for screaming an antigay slur in Canada and promising to donate any settlement money won in the lawsuit he's filed against the person who hit him for screaming an antigay slur, Judy Shepard (of the Matthew Shepard Foundation) is simply not interested in dealing with Perez Hilton.
The Advocate reports on the foundation's statement:
"We do not know the details of the lawsuit, whether it has been filed, the nature of his claims or the likely outcome," a statement from Judy Shepard reads. "But because the lawsuit presumably involves the physical attack prompted by Mr. Hilton's admitted use of an antigay slur, the Foundation will be unable to accept any funds obtained in such a manner."
Zoinks! Oh well. Perhaps Lady Gaga can use the money to buy her next "look."
P.S. Fun fact: Did you know that in Canada you can be thrown in prison for up to two years for committing a hate crime, such as screaming an antigay slur at someone? It's true! And, while it's doubtful that Perez Hilton strategically wrote his mea culpa after learning about the law (he never struck us as the type of person who plans ahead), it might come in handy when or if the Canadian government presses charges against him.
P.P.S. YIKES. Now there's this news. What a week it's been for this rabble-rouser, this Perez Hilton. It's so weird how some people don't like him!
Luckily, this doughy freakazoid named Alan David Berlin (yes, that's a dude) didn't get away with anything, which of course means that we can now laugh at him, right? Right.
So, what did this bespectacled conservative—who was a staffer for a Pennsylvania state senator known for, wait for it, her tough stance on sex crimes—do over the Internet?
In a series of instant messages and online chats, Alan David Berlin, 40, of Carlisle, discussed dressing up in animal costumes and engaging in various sex acts with the [15-year-old] boy, the state attorney general's office said yesterday.
After years of Dateline: To Catch A Predator, these awful pigs just keep on truckin', oblivious to the fact that everything they say online is probably being monitored, especially when they are a 40-year-old man talking to a teenager about sex, on the Internet. Why are pedos so dumb? Of course, it might be a good thing that these goblins are stupid enough to do their crazy talk in public where people can easily catch them. Prep your barf bag:
According to the criminal complaint, Mr. Berlin proposed traveling to the boy's home in Harrisburg, about 20 miles from Carlisle, and having sex in the backyard and in a shed on his parents' property.
Investigators believe Mr. Berlin and the boy met on an Internet site for "furries," an online community of people who adopt half-animal, half-human personas.
In one message, according to the complaint, Mr. Berlin requested pictures of the boy and wrote, "When will your folks be out?"
Other messages describe various sex acts in explicit detail and refer to "yiffing," which is a "furry" term for having sex.
Mr. Berlin used the screen name "alan_panda_bear" in his messages. He also used that name for an online personal ad that depicts cartoonish panda bears, one wearing a diaper.
"I'm a Daddyfur and Caretaker and I am looking for a babyfur to be my mate and my companion in a long-term committed relationship," the ad says. "I am a hopeless romantic and very affectionate, freely giving hugs, scritches, cuddles and kisses."
Enjoy prison, Alan David Berlin! We hear there's tons of cuddling there.
Photo: Brent Corrigan Inc.
As promised, here is Part Two of my little chat thingamajig with Brent Corrigan.
In this second half, Brent takes questions from his fans about fisting, making out with Robert Pattinson, and riding in a car with Charles Manson. HUH? Umm, you just have to read it.
Those of you who read Part One know that I deliberately cut things off at a very critical point to try and make this suspenseful, when I asked Brent what he thought about Mason Wyler. Let's pick things up right where we left off, shall we?
ZS: OK. Next up: What do you think of Mason Wyler?
BC: Oooooh...umm…well. Here’s the thing…
Continue reading "Exclusive Brent Corrigan Chat Saga Continues: Episode 2 Of 2—The Fan Questions!" »
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