Which closeted movie star is ashamed of his privates?

According to a blind item on CrazyDaysAndNights.com, a certain closeted television star with a big summer movie has a little problem: his penis. The blog claims that during his trysts with his (male) tricks, he "keeps asking his partner, 'What do you think of my dick? Tell me you like it.'" Evidently, he's not getting much repeat action because of his crippling disorder: insecurity.

Though the blog won't say for sure who it is, those commenting seem to have their own theories. We weigh the odds of each one after the jump...

21st Century Proverbs: Moby

"I wear it as a badge of honor. Honestly, I'd much rather align myself with the gay community than the straight community."

—Moby, who was once mistakenly gay-bashed

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21st Century Proverbs: David Beckham

"I’m very honored to have the tag of gay icon. Maybe it’s things like [the fact] I like to look after myself, I like to look smart and presentable most of the time."

—David Beckham, talking to BBC Radio 2

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21st Century Proverbs: Kanye West

"I know people will find [this] as another thing to hate me on, but fuck it. I'm open to doing porn. Hell, I'll even do bisexual scenes—myself, another man and a woman, or just me and two women."

—Rapper and gay champion Kanye West

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21st Century Proverbs: Seth MacFarlane

"Oh, God, yeah. Big deal. Hot chicks love gay guys."

—Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane, when asked if he’s ever mistaken for gay

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21st Century Proverbs: Morgan Spurlock

"I’m not gay, but my mustache is flaming."

—Super Size Me’s Morgan Spurlock, receiving a GLAAD Media Award

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21st Century Proverbs: Jim Carrey

"If I were to be really honest, there was a homophobic voice that rose up inside me that said, ‘Gee, this is kind of scary.’ First of all, what will people think, and second of all, will I like it? ... [But] sexual preference aside, it is a story that is so compelling and interesting and different. It’s about humanity. It is about you love who you love."

—I Love You Phillip Morris star Jim Carrey on playing a gay character

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21st Century Proverbs: Scarlett Johansson

"I feel like in 10 or 15 years' time our children are going to look back and say, 'What? You were around when gay people weren't allowed to get married?'"

—Scarlett Johansson to W

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21st Century Proverbs: Al Gore

"I think that gay men and women ought to have the same rights as heterosexual men and women... Shouldn't we be promoting the kind of faithfulness and loyalty to one's partner regardless of sexual orientation? Because if you don't do that, then to that extent you're promoting promiscuity."

—Al Gore, in a video posted on Current TV

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21st Century Proverbs: Cheyenne Jackson

"Openly gay Cheyenne Jackson is weird to me. They never say openly straight Patti LuPone."

—Non-closeted Cheyenne Jackson

Published in The Advocate

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