Mashup Brilliance: Lady Gaga vs. Christopher Walken vs. Cartman

You've seen Cartman do it, you've seen Christopher Walken do it, and you've seen Lady Gaga do it, but have you seen them do it together? One word: AMAZING.

Who put Gaga in my Beyoncé!?

This should be a gay classic: Beyoncé and Lady Gaga singing and dancing together in their new extravaganza "Video Phone."

But listen to the song...Can this spare, wisp of a track contain these dames' mighty diva powers?

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Gaga also has another new song with Beyoncé called "Telephone." It's on the new album The Fame Monster (the follow-up to our fair Lady's The Fame).

Who got the better track for their record—Gaga or Beyoncé?

Read Unzipped's review of the The Fame Monster

Enrique Iglesias' banned naked video

Back in 2000, Enrique Iglesias made a video for his Bruce Springsteen cover, "Sad Eyes," but apparently there was too much flesh being flashed, so the clip got shelved. Thankfully, someone realized that the world needed to see Enrique Iglesias naked, wet, and stroking himself, and the music video was recently released.

A masturbating Enrique, wild bathtub fucking, and a 12-foot stripper pole/Enrique cock make this exactly the kind of softcore porn we can appreciate. Enjoy.

(Tabloid Prodigy via Dlisted.)

AND: In the comments, Chi Chi points out that the hot phone sex gal in the video is Vivid's "Cassidey." We don't watch enough straight porn, so thank you, Ms. LaRue!

Zeb Atlas in a really weird music video

Need something insane to start your week off right? Look, it's a Monday morning after a very long weekend, so I'm gonna have to keep this brief. In fact, I'll just straight up blockquote part of the You Tube description and leave it at that, because, uhhhhh:

Night Dance Records are proud to present once again legendary disco diva Pearly Gates and her new video "Stop For Love". Here she teams up with special guest star Zeb Atlas as her romantic love interest.

Zeb was similarly romantic when he fucked Adam Killian.

Saturday Fright Fever: "Time Warp"

Photo: screenrush.co.uk

No naughty gay Halloween would be complete without "Time Warp" from The Rocky Horror Picture Show. So let's do the time warp again. And have a safe and happy Halloween!

Chuck Biscuits of Black Flag, Danzig and the Circle Jerks (among many others)...dead at 44?

Chuck Biscuits wasn't just a punk band drummer. This Canadian-born percussion powerhouse had a unique thrashing yet totally accurate style that spawned a whole genre of North American music—hardcore. Biscuits' involvement with D.O.A., Black Flag, and the Circle Jerks made him a legend. His music with Danzig (including the big '90s hit "Mother") made him a star.

Now, a site is reporting that Biscuits died this past weekend of throat cancer at age 44.

Is this a hoax?

After the jump we'll examine the circumstances and re-cap the great man's career.

Cartman does "Poker Face"

In case you missed last night's South Park, Cartman sang a Lady Gaga song that, like all covers of Lady Gaga songs, sounds better than the original.

Lady Gaga's new The Fame Monster preview

"Get dressed and come outside," I hear my friend—we'll call him DJ Gaga—say over my phone. "I'm down the street, I've got a copy of Lady Gaga's new album The Fame Monster in the car." CLICK. I wake up Steve (the husband), we toss on some gym clothes, groggily stumble out of the house and into DJ's car. Needless to say, this is something we're dying to hear.

Saturday Fright Fever: Marc Almond "The House Is Haunted"

Former Soft Cell front man, Marc Almond, has had his share of solo career ups and downs, but we think this little dittie from '86 is one of his tastier treats. And the haunted mansion storyline of the accompanying video is a deliciously spooky snack, perfect for All Hallow's Eve.

Saturday Fright Fever: Siouxsie and the Banshees "Spellbound"

For the rest of October, Saturday Night Fever is becoming, mwahahaha, Saturday Fright Fever. And to get ya'll in the mood for trick or treating, we are gonna kick things off with one of the best songs with one of the best videos by one of the best bands for Halloween. Take it away, Banshees.