Seano gets physical with A Single Man star

Photo: The Fashionisto

Just in time for O'Pry Day, The Fashionisto turned us on to these brand spankin' new pics of Seano jumping for joy with Tom Ford muse (and A Single Man star) Jon Kortajarena. The supermodel studs are paired up for the new H&M campaign. But, given the choice, we would of course prefer to see them paired up for a Raging Stallion video.

New Moon insanity

Photos: Getty

Last night, all holy hell broke loose across the street from our offices in Westwood when New Moon premiered. The photo above of Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson is actually from the after party, but the ho stroll on the red carpet is after the jump.

If C-list celebs, rabid fans, and more Tay-Patz is your thing, keep reading. I've never seen these movies and never will, so please excuse the less than enthusiastic photo captions...

A Single Man and a hot mess

Watching the gorgeous trailer for Tom Ford's upcoming A Single Man raises one very important question: How many times must Julianne Moore portray a cracked out hot mess before she wins an Oscar?

Proof of her hot messiness, and her insane talent, after the jump.

Weekend special: Skinhead suck 'n fuck 25% off...Whatcha waiting for?

Photo: Triga

The weekend's here...How about a skinhead gang bang?

Everyone who has viewed Cocks N Robbers from Triga has come—hard.

So what are you waiting for?

We worked out a deal so you can watch it right now.

Or, keep browsing dirty bros Below the Belt (NSFW!)

A Jem movie?

Hollywood ruins everything else, so why not, right?

I just read on the Internet (so it must be true) that '80s cartoon icon Jem might be gracing the big screen with her big hair and truly outrageous music.

Because really, after Scooby Doo, G.I. Joe, and Transformers, one more horrific adaptation can't hurt. Here's the gossip:

It’s still very early yet. And like a lot of projects in the early-stages, they never materialize. But I can report that [Jem] the movie is not only in development, but that at least initially, someone named John Chu (The Secret of the Magic Gourd) was attached to direct the project...Universal and Hasbro are trying to decide now whether to go ahead with the movie, or launch a new television series first. That’s still an open question, although no matter which way it goes, Peter Barsocchini is in the mix, to either produce or write the script — he scripted all four High School Musical films.

Well, fine. But this will only work if they cast the incomparable Jiz as the voice of Jem.

(Via Buzzfeed.)

This weekend: Porn, peen, and Pride in Palm Springs

Photo: TLA Releasing

Our friends at BUTT are screening classic XXX flicks at Palm Springs Pride this coming weekend. We're thinking this could be a fantastic break from the usual Pride activities, not to mention the perfect place to make new friends.

First up is "An Evening with Joe Gage" at 10:30pm this Friday. Excerpts from Gage classics like Kansas City Trucking Company (starring Jack Wrangler, above), Closed Set, Heatstroke, and Men’s Room: Bakersfield Station will be screened. Then the famously masculine director will talk about his remarkable career making the movies we are still jacking to decades after they were initially released (that's some good shit!)

On Saturday at 8:30pm, the spotlight shifts to the work of icon and Unzipped deity Jack Wrangler and his classic A Night at the Adonis (1978) at 8:30pm.

Read our exclusive interview with Jack Wrangler

Both screenings take place in Room 111 of the ACE hotel, which is offering a special rate to attendees in honor of BUTT's curation of their in-room porn video selection (BUTT chose some freaky shit to put on the ACE's cable like Bruce LaBruce's Skin Gang and Buck Off! with Buck Angel—those cheeky lil buggers...trying to turn us on...).

There will also be free poster giveaways from Bijou Video. Very cool!

RSVP to the BUTT Palm Springs screenings

Chilled to the boner

Right in time for Halloween, it's Randy Blue with a spooky new movie.

Gay Nazi skinheads are winners

Brotherhood, about a love affair between two white power skinheads, has won the top jury prize at the 2009 Rome Film Festival, the AP reports.

35-year-old Fashion photographer Nicolo Donato's debut film takes a hard look at the neo-Nazi group that the leading character, Lars, joins after leaving the army. The group carries out raids on homosexuals, but Lars and his mentor in the group, Jimmy, begin a love affair that they try to keep secret.

The Rome Film Festival jury, headed by Oscar-winning director Milos Forman, also honored Helen Mirren with a best actress award (for her depiction of Leo Tolstoy's wife in Michael Hoffman's The Last Station), while Meryl Streep picked up a career achievement award.

The jury handing out the awards was headed by Oscar-winning director Milos Forman.

The best actor award went to Italy's Sergio Castellitto, who played a single parent and blue-collar worker dreaming that his son will become a boxing champ in the movie Alza la Testa.

First-time director and winner Nicolo Donato is pictured posing with his award below.

Photo: Getty

If you're tired of vampires...

Take a break from the blood suckers and check out the new trailer for The Wolfman, due out early next year. Anthony Hopkins has always given me the blahs, but I'll give Benicio Del Toro two butt plugs up if he does a hairy nude scene.

If Showgirls were a sitcom

You already know it's the best movie of all time, but would it make a good television show? Based on this clip, I think so! The line, "It must be weird, not having anybody cum on you," always did need a laugh track.