What the heck does Matthew Rush have in his hand?

 
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I Can Haz Rimjobs?

You've heard of LOLCats, you may have recently seen LOLGayCats, and now, naturally, your Unzipped is proud to bring you LOLGayPornStars.

See which of your favorite adult performers got the LOL treatment in our very special gallery, after the jump...

François Sagat has been getting a lot of good ass lately

Seriously. First François gets to fist Erik Rhodes in Falcon's Ringside (look for them on the cover of next month's Unzipped)...and now he flip-fucks with Matthew Rush in Titan's Full Access (watch François suck the bejesus out of Matthew here). Sluts—the lot of 'em!

 

Of course, we love all three of these dynamic dong swallowers, and we're totally jealous of each of them. Keep up the good work, boys!

Diesel Washington tells Jason Pitt, Cameron Marshall, and Aiden Ash to stop doing porn and to go play video games

Never one to resist a good name dropping session, Diesel Washington is calling out half of the porn stars working today for "look[ing] like babies!!!" 

Settle in with a cup of tea and a slanket and enjoy the two lists that the retired porn star has just posted to his blog. One is of men who are A-OK in his book, and the other is a collection of guys who should simply go home and "play X box, or Play Station not...Joysticks of another kind!!"

So, porn stars, are you IN or are you OUT?

Which one of these queens would you bump tucks with?

It's time for another poll, and this is potentially our most important one yet. Careers will be made and destroyed based on your vote! We need you to pick your most favorite porn star drag queen (we've been featuring them all month, click here for a recap) out of the five above. Come back in a few days when we reveal the results. The winner automatically becomes President of Iran.

Chad Hunt disses Billy Brandt

Thanks to The Sword for digging up this clip (why were they Googling "Ricki Lake porn"?) of Chad Hunt saying he prefers Matthew Rush over Billy Brandt, before saying a bunch of things about another person on the stage. Yish, the '80s seemed like just yesterday!

Because one thing always leads to another on You Tube, check out a clip after the jump of Brad Star and Billy Brandt discussing bisexual graveyard sex, masturbating six times a day, and finger-banging a girl on a ferris wheel.

"Reply All" e-mail function leads to hilarious porn star war, via e-mail!

At best, the "Reply All" e-mail function is used to update your whole office about the clogged toilet in the ladies room. At worst, it is used to inadvertently tell the whole office how much you hate that fat bitch Linda for eating the last donut.

Here at Unzipped, we have been thrust into our very own "Reply All" e-mail situation today, and it is getting heated. Or, "slow news day."

The participants in this epistolary exchange are some of your favorite/least liked porn stars, and some of them have been using Reply All to humiliate each other in front of all their other porn star colleagues on the e-mail distribution list, deliberately! This WAR started when Unzipped's own Ken Knox sent out an e-mail soliciting a gazillion porn stars for sex tips ("for the blog," he claimed), but instead of using the BCC button, he used the regular old CC button to address his contacts, meaning everyone could see everyone else's responses, if someone used Reply All. And someone did. That someone? Unzipped's perpetual frienemy, Michael Lucas!

Matthew Rush apologizes for Twitter meltdown, blames parents

Twitter. It's so cool to be able to stalk follow people, casually, and see what they're up to! And yet, it causes WARS.

The other night, Rob Romoni was Twittering like he always does (every five seconds) when Matthew Rush became quite upset. Apparently, the incessant Romoni tweets were too much for Rush, who lashed out at his former(?) BFF for being too much of a twat:

Rush said he was watching Gage Weston on A&E and that if Romoni spent as much time on his career as he did on Twitter maybe he could be on A&E too! He then went on to call Romoni "washed up" and said that he had "no life" and that "nobody cares" about him.

Rush then promptly closed his account (instead of simply turning off the Twitter alerts sent to his phone) and fell off the face of the Earth! (This is what happens to you when you close your Twitter account.)

Thankfully, Rush resurfaced today and commented on Jason Sechrest's blog, where he issued a formal apology:

I had a really bad day and I was laying in bed that night trying to wind down from the days craziness. All of a sudden my twitter text messages were going off like crazy. It was Rob twittering mindless stuff. Now I could shut my phone off but because my parents are in their mid 70's, I keep it on in case of an emergency. Now Twitter is a great way to network if not abused. I feel that there should be some twitter etiquette and your tweets should be limited to so many a day. Just my opinion.

I should have removed Rob from my friend list but I didn't. I flew off the handle and it got the best of me. What can I say, I'm human. I do regret my actions and comments. For that I'm truly sorry. Rob, I hope you accept my apology.

Do you hear that, everyone? Stop abusing Twitter! Ten (?) tweets per day, MAX, or Matthew Rush will make fun of you for not being on basic cable, the end.

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