Mason Wyler finally met someone who's more of a hot mess than he is

Following news of Mason Wyler opening his home to every wannabe porn star in Texas, now comes news that Mason Wyler fulfilled his longtime dream of fucking former Chaos Men model "Zane"—who Mason refers to as "ZTT"—and, goodness, it was just awful. That's ZTT and Mason above, and here's what Mason originally found so delightful about him:

ZTT was in my mind, the ultimate muscle slut. He sucked dick, he fucked and got fucked bareback, and he seemed to enjoy every second of it. On top of that, he greedily gulped down every load of cum, in every scene, and then lapped up every last drop like a hungry little pig. And in his last scene on ChaosMen, he was tag-teamed, condom-free, and had one of the guys blow a wad up his hole. I fell in slut-love. I knew I had to sleep with him.

Mason finally got in touch with ZTT and, big surprise, things did not go as well as Mason would have liked...

Aiden Ash has moved in with Mason Wyler

OK, easy blog post here.

Aiden Ash and Mason Wyler both recently broke up with their boyfriends and, like I predicted, now they're hooking up. Well, they're at least shacking up, in what Mason tells me is his "porn house." There's four of them living there, including Mason, Aiden, and two "up and comers" (Jesus Christ, if Aiden Ash was an up and comer six months ago, you can only imagine these two new ones).

Anyways, I've already killed too many of your brain cells with this, so let's have Aiden Ash do the honor of finishing you off. Here's what he wrote about his ex-boyfriend, "Logan," and adjusting to being newly single:

Saturday I was sick and Logan brought me a sandwich at the Wyler house. (My current address.) Along with it he brought a three page list of things he loves about me and six long stemmed pink roses. He sat me down and talked to me he said he loved me and was willing to do whatever it takes to get me back. I said... It's too late for that!...He was my first boyfriend, my first sexual experience and the first man I truly loved. But right now I need to explore!...I have done so much since I split. I have modeled naked at a pride event holding up art. I have gone to parties thrown by Houston's in-crowd, I have gone on dates with older men...I am sexy. I am powerful! My life is amazing! I love my life! So now I am accepting applications to fill my holes! So any hot boys who wanna fuck the hell out of me and turn me into the power bottom I long to be...Please let me know!

No.

So sad! Mason Wyler and his boyfriend broke up

First Aiden Ash (who?), and now Mason Wyler! Porn's most whorey stars are cold breakin' up with their non-porn boyfriends left and right, and this latest split is actually kind of sad...

UPDATED: Brent Corrigan, Mason Wyler, and Derek Rivero respond to Derek Rivero's video

(UPDATE: Derek Rivero pulled his response video from TwitVid, but don't worry, a special friend saved us a copy and we re-embedded it after the jump!)

Reactions to Derek Rivero's latest salvo in the Great Twink War of 2009 have been pouring in all night, and some of them have been from some very famous people! While your editor was bathing in a KFC Bowl after being so viciously maligned in this video, here's who weighed in overnight.

Brent Corrigan:

I think this is bold and damn-near ingenious! Right in line with who I know Philip to be. The first time I met Philip was when he was "Laila" in a tight little mini skirt. He was acquaintances with my ex Jimmy and came to my 18th birthday party in the Hills on Beachwood Dr.

Then, a Brent Corrigan fan responded to Brent Corrigan's response!

BRENT CORRIGAN.......i just love you...and have been a fan of yours and phillip's for a LONG time...you need to do a scene with Phillip Ashton!!! OMG!!!! hot hot hot hot hot!!!!! Phillip's huge cock and your hot hungry hole! IM ALL OVER IT!!!!

Uhhhh...

Then, the long lost Mason Wyler(!) wrote in:

Breaking: Mason Wyler's blog has been shut down

Whoa. We do not know what could have set the Debbie Downers over at Google off, but they have simply had it up to *here* with Mason Wyler and his blog of filth, so, they cold shut the mother fucker down. BUT WHY?...

I Can Haz Rimjobs?

You've heard of LOLCats, you may have recently seen LOLGayCats, and now, naturally, your Unzipped is proud to bring you LOLGayPornStars.

See which of your favorite adult performers got the LOL treatment in our very special gallery, after the jump...

Breaking! Marcus Wyler threatens to dump Mason Wyler—on Mason Wyler's blog

ZOMFG.

Marcus Wyler, beau of controversial porn star and blogger Mason Wyler, is simply not interested in watching his boyfriend fuck other guys in front of him anymore. In two separate, despondent entries on Mason's blog (which Marcus co-authors), Marcus, who has put up with four-ways, infidelity, and who knows what else, ponders whether it's time to put his foot down once and for all.

Here's the fun couple in happier times:

And here's Marcus today:

I used to really love [Mason], faults and all. But sex (among other things), seems to have muddied everything up. I'm mostly to blame. I'm the one who set up our first 4-way. I'm the one who stuck around after each and every time I caught him cheating on me. I'm the one who suggested that he do porn. I'm the one who said that it's perfectly acceptable for him to mess around off camera as long as he doesn't lie about it.

Half of me thinks I'm sex addicted and that I'm just jealous that Mason gets more dick than I do, the other half of me thinks I'm using this obsession with sex to mask the fact that this relationship I'm in isn't really working and never really was from the start.

While we are surprised that they have lasted as long as they have, why quit now? After all, plenty of couples go through the exact same problems every day, in America.

What if Mason sleeping with someone else hurts me? Am I suppose to just deal with it? Is it wrong of me to ask him to refrain from such behavior after years of letting it slide...after years of joining in? After years of pursuing it myself? After years of encouraging it? Have I given up the right to set my foot down and say no every once in a while? If I still have that right, what should I do if I tell him, "No, not this time," and he totally disregards it? Is that cheating? I don't even know what constitutes as cheating in our relationship anymore. Should I stop whining and realize how lucky I am to have him? Or am I fooling myself into believing that he is everything I ever wished for?

Uhhhh...Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Deal with it. No. Yes. Yes X a zillion.

Anyways, good luck to these two!

We hate it when love dies, but at the same time, we're intrigued by the idea of a single Mason Wyler. He'll probably become so slutty!

Aiden Ash's open letter to Chi Chi LaRue

Good God, what has the Cool Whip Twink, Aiden Ash, gotten himself into now?

It seems Aiden Ash was merely using us when he posed for us last month so that he could capture the attention of none other than Chi Chi LaRue. It is truly *shocking* that he is promoting his tasteful photo shoot with us in an attempt to work with the legendary LaRue.

Here's Aiden's epistolary offer to Chi Chi:

Dear Chi Chi,

My name is Aiden Ash and I would love to work with you...Seeing as you are the queen of all gay porn, it only makes sense to be prepared to do what it takes to get an audition with you. Recently, I was subjected to the sick and twisted minds at Unzipped.net which ended up with myself naked and covered in snack food. If I can do this for Unzipped I can do what I need to for the attention of the woman who keeps the world jerking.

"Sick and twisted"? Defaming us for your own personal gain, are you, Aiden? We were sort of starting to like you, and while we're no strangers to feeling used and taken advantage of, we can't stand for personal attacks. This means WAR.

In conclusion:

I'm a bottom who has an enormous appetite for cock but an even bigger appetite to be a part of quality porn. My body is a constant work in progress. (I'm being whipped into shape by my friend who is big in the industry so I can promise you it's a porn star's work out.)

Lovely. First you slander us, then you make yourself sound filthy, and then you top it off by alluding to a "friend," who we all know is Mason Wyler.

Shit talking, admitting to being a slut, and name dropping...hey, maybe Aiden Ash is cut out for this business after all!

Cybersocket names "Top 50 Porn Stars," makes GLARING omission

You may have heard that Cybersocket came out with what appeared to be a definitive list of the 50 "best" porn stars. It includes obviously worthy favorites like Scott Tanner, Wolf Hudson, Johnny Hazzard, Roman Heart, Steve Cruz, Logan McCree, Ricky Sinz, Reese Rideout, Blake Riley, Derrek Diamond, Malachi Marx, Cameron Marshall, Zack Randall, Jeremy Bilding, and Brent Corrigan. It also includes Mason Wyler.

BUT, what could have been a nifty little thing honoring the industry's most gifted and beautiful stars has unfortunately become an epic disgrace by making one big, huge, OBSCENE error. Cybersocket left someone off this list, someone who not only should have been on the list, but who should have been on the VERY TOP OF IT, looking down and waving at his distant competitors. How Cybersocket can live with themselves after this oversight is beyond me. I just hope they've got a good lawyer, priest, grief counselor, witness protection plan, and getaway car, because this snub is INSANE.

Who'd they leave off? As if you can't tell based on my rage...click through to find out.

Mason Wyler must be a really good fuck

Some new survey conducted by Trojan condoms (get the details here, we don't have time for math) claims that people in Houston have the most sex per year and lead the most satisfying sex lives. Well, sure. What else are you going to do in Texas besides fuck and take surveys? Surprisingly, San Francisco ranked last, probably because people were too busy having sex to deal with any of Trojan's questions.

Once again, notable Houston resident and self-proclaimed slut Mason Wyler skews another survey.