"The reason I'm writing is in response to Brock Magnum. I think he is drop dead gorgeous, and I would love to suck that big cock of his and eat his ass! Plus he was in the November issue of Men and my birthday is November 3rd." -Kevin, Beaver Falls, PA
What had Kevin so hot and bothered, on his bday? Click here to see Brock Magnum's gallery.
Normally, everyone who uses e-mail in Nigeria is a bank manager seeking to wire us $750,000 following the tragic automobile accident that killed our long lost aunt, Mrs. Theresa P. Hollingsworth. So imagine our surprise this afternoon when we received the below e-mail from a Nigerian, "Terry," who did not seek to make us rich, but instead just wanted us to show him some hot cocks:
Name: Terry
Email: citiyoyoyoyoyo@yahoo.com
pls can i ask a request but d only problem is dat am in nigeria can u send som picturesor some phone no of som of ur naked modesl i wod be mush grateful if my request is granted. pls my phone no is 23420117023317046 and my email is citiyoyoyoyoyo@yahoo.com or sexxyeyedprinc148462e@yahoo.com thank u guys much lov.
What a sicko.
Picky, picky! "Ken" e-mails to tell us that he prefers his Freshmen models 18 years old. Also, they should "possess" no hair. Uh, have you seen our July issue? There's plenty of shaved youngsters in there!
ANYWAYS, here is Ken:
Hello Freshmen magazine. I would appreciate it very much if you could put young models who are hairless on their faces and chest. The models of the last magazine are two manly. They should have been put in a men's magazine. I started buying Freshmen because of the young 18 year old models who possess no hair except their legs. Models like Josh elliot, chaz, Kaden Saylor, and many others.
Thanks ken
(For the record, Cher's transgendered son was not in Freshmen magazine.)
"We fellow 'casters' would love to see a photo layout with the naked male model wearing a leg cast! A leg cast from hip to toes—with those toes being sucked! Ooh La La." -Mr. A. Brine, Indianapolis, IN
Well Mr. Brine, we tried and tried to find a guy in a cast, but our archives just didn't have any. This is the best we could find. Sorry.
We almost forgot to serve up another reader e-mail for Mailbag Monday, and this one is a classic. Coming to us all the way from Michigan is an e-mail from "Debbie," who is simply disgusted by the fact that, somehow, her husband has been receiving one of our magazines. Whoops! Sorry, lady.
"I want you to stop sending that disgusting magazine to my husband. His name is Chris & the address is XXXXXXX, Menominee, MI 49858. I am very pissed off right now, so you better do as I say."
Whoa, this gal means business. Clearly, we will immediately not do anything at all about her request.
Because your Unzipped editors receive so much amazing mail pertaining to both our online and print content, we simply do not have the time to reply to every single letter and comment. That's why today we are introducing a new category here called "Mailbag Monday!" This cleverly titled feature will recur every Monday, and it will highlight a favorite comment or letter we receive.
In this inaugural post, here is an actual, unedited letter (people still use the postal service!) from Mr. Robert J. Irwin Jr. of Malone, New York:
LONELY ADULT MALE: I am 65 year old gay/bisexual male in a New York Prison. I would enjoy having someone to write to whom is like myself gay/bisexual any age 18 to 99. I was married for 20 years, the x-wife and I were both bisexual and enjoyed an open marriage. She saw nothing wrong with me and other men sucking on each other cocks and drinking each other's cum. I would like to know if there is anyplace I can have my name and address listed where other gay/bisexual man can write to me? Due that I have no access to a computer. I give you permission to add my name and address to any listing that you know of on the inter net so others can write to me or I can write to them.
Sincerely yours,
Mr. R. J. Irwin #88-T-0397
Bare Hill Correctional Facility
Caller Box 20, 181 Brand Road
Malone, New York 12953
You're welcome, Robert!
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