Kirk Cummings has a big fan!

He may have lost the Freshman Of The Year contest to Derek Rivero's boyfriend (that turned out well), but don't count out Kirk Cummings just yet!

The porn star, who will "take [his] cock, shove it down your god dame (sic) throat until you choke and die on it" if you call him a tranny, is still receiving fan mail here at Unzipped Headquarters, and I thought I'd share the above letter with all of you just to prove how powerful a Freshman Of The Year runner-up title can be (click the letter to enlarge). Note the fan's interest in "Big Shoes For Big Hearts," an exciting new charity project of Kirk's!

But, the most inspiring part about this fan mail was the check enclosed "to further that music career." Yes, in addition to philanthropy, Kirk is an up-and-coming recording artist. How much money did the fan give Kirk Cummings? Find out, after the jump...

Kirk Cummings is spread-eagle

Kirk Cummings was thisclose to being 2009 Freshman of the Year, but he ended up coming in second place. Well, now's your chance to redeem him!

As our Hot Guy Of The Day, Kirk's fate is in your hands, dear readers. Tell us what you think in the poll below, and when you're done voting, check out Kirk's brand-new Freshmen gallery on Below the Belt.

Kirk Cummings supports Prop. 8?!

Here's Freshman of the Year runner-up Kirk Cummings modeling the latest designer clothes from fashion house "Prop 8."

Wait, what?!

I Can Haz Rimjobs?

You've heard of LOLCats, you may have recently seen LOLGayCats, and now, naturally, your Unzipped is proud to bring you LOLGayPornStars.

See which of your favorite adult performers got the LOL treatment in our very special gallery, after the jump...

Freshman of the Year 2009 Revealed: Congratulations, Zack Randall!

The votes have been counted, and we're proud to announce that Zack Randall is 2009's Freshman of the Year!

You might remember that Zack was 2007's Freshman of the Year. Clearly, readers and fans can't get enough of him! Zack will be "officially" crowned at the Freshman of the Year party on August 20th at Tigerheat in Hollywood, and look for his new photos in the September issue of Freshmen magazine, which hits bookstores next week.

Coming in second place was none other than Kirk Cummings. Wow!

Congratulations to all of our Top 5 finalists, including Trent Davis, Marcus Mojo, Dylan McLovin, and Kirk, who also have brand new spreads in the September Freshmen.

Stay tuned for more party details...it's gonna be bananas!

Kirk Cummings is a romantic at heart

Kirk Cummings is a lot of things (philanthropist, non-tranny, black person), but did you know that he is a hopeless romantic? True story.

Take note: Those of you who think that Kirk Cummings is nothing but a wild and crazy twink may need to take a step back and reconsider because, as it turns out, he is actually looking for the love of his life...

Kirk Cummings' image is on the coasters in a Colorado bar!

Via "Mr. Kirk Cummings":

"So there is this really big night club here in Colorado called Tracks. Anyway the owners told me the other day that I am on all their coasters...I just thought that was pretty cool."

Developing...

Kirk Cummings is "NOT A FUCKING TRANNY!"

OMG you guys, Freshman of the Year finalist Kirk Cummings is totally pissed! In an all-caps (of course) rant on his blog, the raging twink threatens to murder you with his big dick if you call him a tranny one more time. Even though he once auditioned for American Idol as a tranny, and even though he sent us a gallery of photos of him dressed as a tranny, and even though he told People magazine that if he could afford it he would have the operation to become a tranny, Kirk Cummings does not understand why everyone (including "the media"!) is calling him a tranny.

Putting aside the fact that we don't even consider the word "tranny" an insult, we find Cummings' rant a bit defensive. The tranny lady doth protest too much:

OKAY I AM ABOUT TIRED OF PEOPLE, THE MEDIA, AND PEOPLE STICKING THEIR BIG NOSE IN WHERE IT DON'T BELONG CALLING ME A TRANNY. I AM NOT A FUCKING TRANNY. I AM A GUY AND I LIKE BEING A GUY I WOULDN'T CHANGE IT FOR ANYTHING. YES I DID APPEAR ON TELEVISION 4 YEARS AGO DRESSED UP AS A GIRL, BUT I DIDN'T HAVE BOOBS AND I WAS NOT GOING THROUGH THE CHANGE. SO THAT MAKES ME NOT A TRANNY. I HAVE A BIG COCK! THE NEXT PERSON TO CALL ME A FUCKING TRANNY I WILL TAKE MY COCK, SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR GOD DAME THROAT UNTIL YOU CHOKE AND DIE ON IT. SO STOP. IF YOU REALLY WANT TO BASH ME TRY COMING UP WITH SOMETHING BETTER THAN THE TRANNY COMMENT, IT IS OUT PLAYED AND UNORIGINAL.

Ha ha, what a tranny.

Kirk Cummings does not care to hear about Brent Corrigan's bowel movements

It seems like just yesterday we had commended Kirk Cummings (seen above left, doing his best Christina Aguilera) for spicing up his blog with some mildly controversial banter about what kind of underwear black men wear. Of course, it seems like just yesterday because it was just yesterday. Now he's ready to up the ante today by stirring up an even bigger pot of drama. Cummings has advantageously decided to pick a fight with the most popular kid in school, and far be it from us to let his rant go unnoticed. You're welcome, Kirk!

He even went so far as to post this entry in all caps, which Moms On The Net would not approve of:

OKAY PLEASE PEOPLE STOP TALKING ABOUT BRENT CORRIGAN! FIRST OFF WHY ARE PEOPLE SO OBSESSED WITH HIM, LIKE REALLY...COME ON PEOPLE BRENT CORRIGAN IS NOT THE ONLY PORN STAR OUT THERE...WHY CAN'T PORN TABLOIDS TALK ABOUT EVERYONE TOO. LIKE REALLY I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT WHEN AND WHERE AND HOW BIG HIS LAST SHIT WAS. AND THAT IS BASICALLY HOW OUT OF HAND IT IS GETTING. IT'S ALMOST LIKE WHEN BRITNEY WENT CRAZY AND YOU COULD NOT TURN ON THE T.V. OR LOOK AT A MAGAZINE WITH OUT HEARING SOMETHING ABOUT HER. AND I AM NOT SAYING TALK ABOUT ME CAUSE I AM A NOBODY IN PORN, AND NO ONE REALLY GIVES A SHIT HOW BIG MY CRAPS ARE. BUT I AM SAYING TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE IN PORN PLEASE I BEG OF YOU.

Why is Kirk Cummings into scat?

Is Kirk Cummings black?

So, we have been waiting to tell you about how our Freshman of the Year finalist Kirk Cummings has a blog, but he hasn't written anything controversial or been, frankly, nutty enough to really warrant a mention. Until now!

If you want a little traffic headed your way, simply say something like this. Here's Kirk Cummings speaking about his racial identity:

Okay so I was pondering this the other day and I think that I am black. Because when I dance I tear it up, and black people fucking worship me when I am on stage. I love soul music and not to mention have a lot of soul myself. To top it all off I love the chocolate love. Black muscular men are so fucking sexy. They are tender lovers and most the time wear really sexy underwear with a spandex material. Mmmmmmm Love it. And I love kissing and they have the best lips for kissing.

We concur about the lips part, but do most black men wear spandex underwear? Paging Diesel Washington. Please weigh in.