Well, here it is: James Franco's first GH scene

First of all, WTF?! James Franco's first General Hospital scenes weren't supposed to be until today, but if you watched yesterday's episode you caught a glimpse of his mysterious murderer/artist character spray painting a wall and then pretending to be homeless to evade some thugs. Look closely at the end and you will see that trademark Franco grin.

This is exciting!

If you can't get enough of Franco on GH, his first full episode airs today on ABC. Check your local listings for the time. I'm already kind of over the whole storyline thanks to the overused "Mad World" theme song, so I can't guarantee that I'll be watching. (I'm lying. The DVR is already set.)

Why do I care?

A) Because I've been watching General Hospital since I was 16
B) Because I love James Franco
C) Because I have no life
D) All of the above

Soaps have good writing

I didn't think there'd be this many posts about James Franco's visit to General Hospital, but here's another one for the two of you who care.

The new photo released today features Franco with Frisco and Felicia's brat, Maxie Jones, and bi-polar mob boss Sonny Corinthos hanging out by a bed and a velvet rope. Meanwhile, an ABC source revealed James Franco's character name and it is...wait for it..."Franco." GET IT? This will remind viewers that they're watching the movie star James Franco and not just some soap opera actor. Also, this Franco character owns a furniture store (or is it a porn set?) because, uhhh, his name is on the wall.

Franco's first appearance as Franco will be November 20th, which is, naturally, a Friday episode. And, if you know anything about GH, you know that they won't show his face until the final scene of the final segment just before Oprah comes on. Trust.

James Franco on the set of General Hospital!

Sorry, that post title needed an exclamation mark to make this actual post seem more exciting, because this is all that this post has to say:

Here's a photo of James Franco on his first day at work on General Hospital. No word on who his character is or what plot(s) he'll be involved in.

As I previously remarked, I hope he has sex with Lucky Spencer.

(Soapnet.)

James Franco is coming to General Hospital!?

I knew there was a reason I loved James Franco. He loves General Hospital as much as me (don't judge)! Soapnet is saying that he approached producers to be on the show, and his first appearance will be in the middle of sweeps on November 17th. He obviously doesn't need the paycheck, so he must be doing it because he's a fan.

In typical soap fashion, James will be playing a "mysterious character" who makes "Jason's life a living hell." I've been watching GH since I was in high school, so I know who the hunks are, and while Jason Morgan is hot, I'd rather have James Franco doing love scenes with Lucky (no, not that Lucky). And yes, on soap operas, making someone's life "a living hell" means having sex with them.

You can run, but you can't hide

Photo: Dlisted

My #1 of All Time Forever Pretend Boyfriend, James Franco, was out and about the other day trying to disguise himself with dark hair and big glasses. James, you can't hide the sexy. I STILL SEE YOU. I WILL ALWAYS SEE YOU.

Actually, James was filming the movie Howl, in which he plays gay poet Allen Ginsberg. (Gay-for-pay again, James? Hmm...) This is all fine, but honestly, this role should be performed completely in the nude, for the sake of art. The glasses can stay, though, because I love a hot NILF.

If you're wondering what James Franco looks like naked, you might want to check out the video after the jump...

Hollywood's top male nude scenes of 2008!

Photo: Getty Images

The Frisky has ranked the top 10 male nude scenes of the year from stage and screen, and while some of their picks are certainly list-worthy, a few of them are downright confusing.

The list was compiled by a woman with some seriously odd taste, so let's take a look at it from a male perspective.

By the way, that picture of James Franco and his tongue isn't posted above simply because it's my favorite and because he's my pretend boyfriend... it's there because he's on the list. Find out where he ranked—after the jump!