Mason Wyler finally met someone who's more of a hot mess than he is

Following news of Mason Wyler opening his home to every wannabe porn star in Texas, now comes news that Mason Wyler fulfilled his longtime dream of fucking former Chaos Men model "Zane"—who Mason refers to as "ZTT"—and, goodness, it was just awful. That's ZTT and Mason above, and here's what Mason originally found so delightful about him:

ZTT was in my mind, the ultimate muscle slut. He sucked dick, he fucked and got fucked bareback, and he seemed to enjoy every second of it. On top of that, he greedily gulped down every load of cum, in every scene, and then lapped up every last drop like a hungry little pig. And in his last scene on ChaosMen, he was tag-teamed, condom-free, and had one of the guys blow a wad up his hole. I fell in slut-love. I knew I had to sleep with him.

Mason finally got in touch with ZTT and, big surprise, things did not go as well as Mason would have liked...

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Photos: Brandon Baker via Brenden-John

OK, last weekend's Palm Springs Pride might be a distant memory, but these pictures will live on forever. Whether you like it or not.

Naked pool party action, and some nuns, after the jump.

Hot Mess Alert: Cody Kyler

You may have already heard about 18-year-old Cody Kyler being the first white boy to sign as an exclusive model with all-ethnic Flava Works, but did you also know that he is frequently drunk on the Internet? It's true. While browsing Giovanni Summers' You Tube videos (don't judge, I was bored), I found the above clip. There's not much to it other than some weird editing, a drunk porn star, and a cute dog. Also, there are more of these things on Summers' page, so, if you've got time to kill...

But, what does Cody Kyler look like when he's not wasted?