Halloweenies 2009: Night of the Living Head

Just when you thought it was safe to venture outside, we've got another Halloweenie! See Night of the Living Head Below the Belt. And keep checking back through Halloween because there are more holidicks to come.

The 2009 Halloweenies Are Here!

Back by popular demand (and previewed in the scary and sexy Diesel Washington issue of Unzipped magazine) are the 2009 Halloweenies. Click here to see our first Halloweenie, Mr. Cock, on Below the Belt. And check back each week through Halloween for the latest funny fuckstick.

Breakfast Links: Halloween blowout edition

• Holy hooded cock head, Batman! The full gallery of our popular Unzipped Halloweenies, including two new scary super dicks for your enjoyment.

• Who is the King of the underworld? Forbes releases their annual "Top-Earning Dead Celebrities" list, along with a spooky slide show. The top-earner might be predictable, but it's guaranteed the rest of the list will shock you.

• Eminem is afraid of owls: Gossip queen Cindy Adams lists the scariest celeb phobias.

• Rumpenstein's Monster: ...And nine other of the best Halloween pornos.

• Mr. Blackwell must be rolling in his grave: Presenting the "Top 10 Halloween Costumes That Should Die Horrific, Ghoulish, Grisly Deaths."

• "Good Queer Haunting": If there were haunted houses for homosexuals, these are the rooms that would leave you screaming!

• The final frightmare: Tom Ford, movie director.

 

These cocks will haunt you

Pricks that go "uhh!" in the night: Go Below the Belt for Unzipped's Halloweenies.

Today, Sarah and Barack do the spooky-ookie!

(Warning: These tricked out treats are not safe for work!)

Halloweenies

How about a nice Halloween trick on your treat? (Warning: These treats are sweet—and lickable—but they're not safe for work!)

Halloween Porn Style

Costumes for people who don't normally wear clothes: A look back at what your favorite adult performers wore for Halloween 2007.

Speaking of All Hallows Eve (or Hallowed End), be sure to check out our Halloweenies on Below the Belt. Starting tomorrow.