This clip is off the "Richter"

Does watching blood relatives fuck each other in the butt turn you on? What about Czechs—you into Czechs? Well if so, you're in luck, because here is a movie about two Eastern European brothers who fall in love and have tons of sex with each other.

Channel One and William Higgins bring us Adam and Konrad Richter in Double Czech, and the synopsis couldn't be more intriguing. And by intriguing, I of course mean "disgusting":

Identical twins ADAM and KONRAD RICHTER embark on a five scene exploration to discover their sexuality. First they begin to explore with each other, then with friends and finally they find the meaning of brotherly love.

Oh, hell. Maybe this is your thing? If you had a hot identical twin brother, would you fuck him? What about fucking him on film, for a little bit of money?

Congratulations, Lady Gaga!

The gorgeous and talented Lady Gaga scored nine nominations for the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards today. Tied with the natural beauty and vocal sensation is fellow trailblazer and creative genius Beyonce, for her video "Single Ladies." Right behind them is singer/single parent Britney Spears, with seven nods. In an ironic twist, the awards, which recognize excellence in music and videos, will all be handed out on MTV.

Fucking a horse named Sugar got this guy arrested for buggery in Horry County

Sorry, but there are so many hot words going on in this story, I tried to include them all in the post's title.

Some dude in Horry County, S.C., has been charged with fucking a horse...for the second time. The horse, Sugar, was so sweet, Rodell Vereen went back for seconds, after already being arrested for trying to have sexytimes with her over a year ago. Apparently, the man is mentally ill (really?):

Vereen has had mental problems for several years, but seemed to get better after getting court-ordered treatment last year, said his brother, the Rev. James Vereen, who lives just down the street from his brother and the stables.

"He's done all right when he was on the medicine. I don't know if he is still taking it," said James Vereen, who added his brother has kept to himself a lot in the last few months.

Horry County police don't often investigate animal sex allegations, spokesman Sgt. Robert Kegler said. In fact, he said the last person charged with buggery in the county was Rodell Vereen in late 2007.

There are more horrible details about this man and his buggery here, including a quote from the horse's owner about how she first discovered Vereen in her barn, asleep on a pile of hay right next to Sugar. I'm picturing pillow talk, and I feel really gross.

The only good thing about this story is that it finally gives me an opportunity to share this video of Ken and "I call it a hubba hubba" Ellie. If you haven't already seen it, you're welcome!