Things that piss off Diesel Washington

We haven't checked in with Diesel Washington since he won the Grabby for Best Porn-star Blog and, goodness, we have so very much to catch up on. For starters, he has a new love interest, whom he affectionately refers to with the gender-neutral pronoun "they." For example, "They did go out and get Anal EZ (something like that, some gel shit) but I wouldn't do the butt plug thing or Dildo thing with them."

The Sword covered this "dating shit" extensively, but today we'll be focusing on Diesel's most recent entry, which lists the things that piss him off. People who wear sandals with socks are represented, as are "Gutterbunnies," but this opus is just too epic to put above the fold, so click through to have Diesel "bring that Fire to Ur Ass"!

Diesel's big win

We told you about how Diesel Washington was one of the two Performers of the Year at the Grabbys (Steve Cruz was the other lucky winner), and we warned you that Diesel would soon take to his blog and celebrate by murdering your eyeballs with exclamation marks. Well, he's done just that!

Put on your safety goggles and stuff your ears with Charmin, because this shit is out of control! Read it, and watch video of Diesel winning, after the jump...

Brent + Chi Chi = Amazing!

This is a must-see!

Sexy late night red carpet/after party pixxx from the Grabbys!

 

Cameron Marshall and Blake Riley, via Craig's Pop Life (more at the link).

 

Jason Ridge is dreamy.

A dapper Scott Tanner holding his awards.

And, umm...we can't post either of these naughty things below. Debauchery!

-Wolf Hudson teabagging a lucky club-goer

-Diesel Washington peeing on car, in his own mouth.

"Live" from the 2009 Grabbys!

What kind of hot mess is this!?! Oh right, it's the Grabbys! Above we have Lady Gaga, Brandon Flowers, Jude Law, Dick Cheney, and Eddie Murphy chatting with Sister Roma. Wow!

Things are getting started right now in Chicago, and we have updates, pics, and more after the jump, all courtesy of The Sword. Check their photo page and Twitter for everything we are too drunk or too lazy to miss, which will probably be a lot.

Click through to find out what the hell is going on in Chicago. Whoa, first up is a red carpet pic of host Brent Corrigan. Did he change his hair???

Well, there's always next year

Oh no! Anyone looking to get on their knees for Falcon/Randy Blue exclusive Leo Giamani tonight at the Grabbys needs to set their sights on someone else (Jeremy Bilding is available), because Falcon just crushed dreams by Twittering that the super hung star missed his flight. You'll remember that Leo didn't attend the GayVNs either, where he won Best Web Performer. Does Leo Giamani hate award shows, or just airplanes?

Scott Tanner stocks up

The promise of fresh breath and a full bladder never looked hotter. Scott Tanner is in Chicago for the Grabbys, and The Sword snapped this shot of him last night at a pre-party in, uh, a bathhouse? Yes, a bathhouse. Stars. They're just like us!

See more of The Sword's on-the-scene photos, including ones of Adam Killian and Ty Colt dancing and Diesel Washington hanging with a hobo, here or here.

Special Unzipped holiday weekend programming note!

Hey you guys! It's going to be a very busy weekend this weekend, starting tomorrow, Saturday! First, you have your Grabbys, which are just like the GayVNs, except instead of having too many nominees, they have too many hosts. Seriously...five hosts? Good luck! Then, you have your International Mr. Leather contest, which is just like American Idol, except instead of having singers, they have men we want to fuck.

We will be covering both events and revealing all the winners here beginning Saturday night. Who will win? Who will lose? And who would you rather make out with: Brent Corrigan, Wolf Hudson, or Blake Riley?

Come back to Unzipped for all your fun weekend event coverage!