The worst Price Is Right contestant of all time

It's almost too painful to watch. "Joy" can't decide on anything! By the time she gets to the last card, you may want to kill yourself, but don't! There's a happy ending. I really miss Bob Barker.

Pictures of "Damon Kruezer's" new house!

 

First person to find the website where these pictures really came from (try looking here, maybe? Who knows, the Internet is so full of pictures of furnished homes!), wins a love letter from one of your Unzipped editors (you pick which one).

Good luck!

(In case you don't know who "Damon Kruezer" is, here.)

Wolf Blitzer is not very bright

Wolf Blitzer is on CNN four hours per day, delivering the news. This means that he should know stuff! Here's the silver daddy on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, knowing absolutely nothing.

"Julia Childs."

Are you a sex addict? Take this hot quiz and find out!

The other day, I stumbled upon this nifty website for deviant sluts looking to be cured of their awful sexual addictions, including pornography! Again, I stumbled upon this site by accident.

Anyways, it's called Lifestar, and they have offices with therapists all over the country. They also have "programs," that are split into "phases," so there is hope for everyone, even you.

First, let's look at a real life example from someone who calls herself "Melissa":

“Melissa” found a cache of graphic pornographic images under the bed she shared with her husband of nine years. The photos included images of nude women, women with men, women with women and close-up body shots – a discovery so upsetting that Melissa immediately confronted her husband. He was enraged over her ‘invasion of privacy,’ claiming the photos had no bearing on their relationship. But when Melissa found porn movies burned to CD-rom in her husband’s car soon after, her suspicions were confirmed. Her husband had an addiction he could not control – an addiction they learned had been triggered by horrible early childhood experiences and substituted for an earlier addiction to alcohol.

Scary stuff. Are you like this gross husband, or are you even worse? Take the Lifestar quiz with me, after the jump!

For your Wii-nis

This new game from Japan features the most homoerotic graphics we've ever seen...