Unzipped's Word of the Week: "Handifat"... Now with bloopers!

"Handifat? But I exercise every single day...on the way to the fridge!"

Ms. Jewels is back with another Unzipped Word of the Week. (We already learned about "assues" and "snatchel." If you need a refresher—ask your study buddies: porn stars Brent Corrigan, François Sagat, Michael Prima, Von Legend, Trent Davis, Matthew Rush and Lucky Daniels).

This time, we switched things up and included some hilarious blooper outtakes.

Enjoy! And see you in study hall...

Blink and you'll miss him: Francois Sagat in Saw VI

I didn't know there was a Saw V (or a IV, or a III, or a II), but here's Saw VI, starring Francois Sagat! For 10 seconds. I think he's supposed to be a drug addict, and those of you who have an "I don't fuck crackheads" policy might want to reconsider. Francois looks good even when he's strung out.

Unzipped's Word of the Week is "Assues"

Do you have "assues"? Well, maybe it's time for some schoolin'...

Yes, it's another Unzipped Word of the Week. (Last week we learned about "snatchel." If you forgot your notes, perhaps you should cram before class.)

Ms. Jewels is your teacher, so pay attention. Your classmates (porn stars Brent Corrigan, François Sagat, Michael Prima, Von Legend, Trent Davis, Matthew Rush and Lucky Daniels) are counting on you!

Unzipped's Word of the Week: "Snatchel"

Get your learn on! It's time for Unzipped's Word of the Week with your teacher, Jewels.

This week's lesson is "snatchel."

Don't be tardy. Your classmates (Brent Corrigan, François Sagat, Michael Prima, Von Legend, Trent Davis, Matthew Rush and Lucky Daniels) need your help in study group!

School starts tomorrow—bring lube

Learning new words is always fun in Ms. Jewels' class.

Tomorrow, she is going to teach you about the word "snatchel."

Your classmates will be: Brent Corrigan, François Sagat, Michael Prima, Von Legend, Trent Davis, Matthew Rush and Lucky Daniels. (But we bet you have never seen your favorite stars quite like this before!)

Check back here Tuesday morning for the first of five WOW episodes only from Unzipped.

Francois Sagat poses with a unicorn

Photo: Bruce LaBruce

It was bound to happen: Francois Sagat has been photographed in drag, as a zombie, with flowers sticking out of his ass and he has even posed for Pierre et Gilles. So, it was just a matter of time before something as magically kitschy as a unicorn made it's way into his hands. And filmmaker Bruce LaBruce is the man to thank. The above photo is part of his upcoming Berlin show, "L.A. Zombie: The Movie That Would Not Die." You can check out more images on artist Slava Mogutin's blog or by going to the Peres Projects site. 

Eye Candy Golden Iris Award: Physique Model of the Year

Photo: Hudson Wright

Winner: Joseph Sayers

Well into October, Edilson Nascimento had this award in the bag. That ended when Abercrombie model Joseph Sayers completed his degree in biology and returned to work full-time. First, Joe was a mouth-watering sensation in Golden Iris nominee Rick Day's photos for the new Rufskin campaign. Then, in November, photographer Hudson Wright took Joe to Palm Springs and shot the game-changing session. As soon as the photos from the desert trip were released, the gay blogosphere lost its shit, and the images spread across the web like a Southern California wildfire driven by Santa Ana winds. Wright's images are perhaps the hottest of the year, and Joe looks unbelievable in them. His level of physical perfection is on par with marble masterpieces in statue collections of the world's finest museums. Joe is clearly the juiciest slice of beefcake this year. He's Eye Candy ju dour, for sure. See more pics of Joe, and find out who earned honorable mentions, after the jump.

Tomorrow: Photography Blog of the Year

And the nominees are...

Golden Iris designed by Asagi Kurosawa

Hey Unzippsters! Welcome to Eye Candy's first annual Golden Iris Award nominations. The Golden Iris Award honors outstanding achievement in nourishment that comes in through the eyes. After an exhausting process, five finalists in five categories have been selected. One winner will be announced each day next week, beginning Monday. The categories are: Photography Book of the Year, Physique Model of the Year, Photography Blog of the Year, Fashion Model of the Year, and Photographer of the Year. See the full list of nominees after the jump.

Francois Sagat mouths off to Diesel Washington

Oooh, girlfriend!

Here's "mother fuckin'" Wolf Hudson, Diesel Washington, and Unzipped cover man Francois Sagat hanging on a corner last weekend. Things get fun when Francois grows tired of putting up with Diesel and, basically, tells him to shut up. Then, Diesel reminds Francois not to speak to him that way since, after all, Diesel was the one who "fucked the shit out of [him]" in Titan's Fear.

Moving right along...

Click-thru to watch Diesel harass chat up Ryan Raz before, of course, asking to see "the ass."

Go Ringside with Erik Rhodes and François Sagat

The September Unzipped is in stores now, but we want you to check out some of the images you won't see in the magazine on Below the Belt right now. Warning: These Erik Rhodes/François Sagat photos may cause your hard drive to explode.