Another reason to love Diesel

Pretty much one of the greatest rants he's ever done, after the jump...

Diesel Washington welcomes Levi Johnston to New York

Oh my GOD.

Here's Levi Johnston leaving the Fleshbot awards, as filmed by none other than Diesel Washington, who also attended the event. Note Diesel's welcome at the end of the clip.

After the jump, another Diesel video of Levi inside the party...

Diesel Washington loves even his haters

Diesel Washington is such a total dude, he gives props to his detractors. In this final, explosive interview clip Unzipped's November 2009 cover star Washington dishes on the economic downturn, the state of the industry, his past as a telecommunications exec, and his "retirement."

Diesel Washington and Tommy Defendi share a blunt

Diesel gets a rundown on all of Tommy's work in this quick interview clip filmed during the Hustlaball in New York, just in case you need to catch up on every single scene he has ever done. Trust me, you need to.

Tommy and Diesel give a shout out to Extra Big Dicks and, speaking of which, see Tommy's in a new scene right here.

So Diesel Washington and Tiger Tyson might fuck

In what could be the most boner-popping and butt-destroying fuck session of the century, porn icons Tiger Tyson and Diesel Washington are calling each other out on their respective blogs, each of them suggesting that the other should be his bottom.

Take it away, Tiger:

OKAY FIRST TO MY DUDE Diesel Washington YO ITS BEEN YEARS SINCE IVE KNOWN YOU AND ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE AN UP STANDING GUY AND MY OPINION HASN'T CHANGED I WOULD LOVE TO DO A CALABO BUT YOU KNOW OUR DILEMMA IM A TOP AND YOUR A TOP AND YOUR TALLER THEN ME SO IMMA HAVE TO BEAT YOU WITH A BAT AND TAKE THAT ASS LMAO LOL OH AND IM TYEING UP THAT HOSE OF YOURS THAT SEAMS TO LOVE SPURTING OUT LIL GOLDEN SHOWERS ALLOVER THE PLACE AND EVERYONE IN YOUR WAY LOL...

SO IF YOUR READY TO GET YOUR BACK BLOWN OUT BY THE LIL SUPER DUDE...THEN TAKE EM DOWN 5 COULD ALREADY BE IN THE MAKING LOL HOLLA

All-Caps! Grammar! Why have I not been reading Tiger Tyson's blog more often? It is a gold mine.

While I've never labeled a piece of writing as "NSFW," I'm gonna go ahead and do just that with Diesel's response to Tiger. It's so NSFW, I had to post it after the jump. Hope you're not eating lunch.

Diesel Washington, method model

When we asked Diesel Washington to be Unzipped's November 2009 cover star we expected tons of fun, but we had no idea Mr. Washington would take the assignment so seriously.

Diesel watched dozens of old movies, changed his haircut, and even donned special dental prosthetics, just to make his vampire violation of Cameron Marshall that much more boner-inducing.

In the newest installment of Unzipped's exclusive interview with America's porn icon Diesel Washington, we learn about Diesel's workout regimen, what it's like being taller than nearly everyone else on earth, his crush on Ty Colt, and what he really thinks of Chelsea queens who spend all day at the gym.

In short, it's the usual controversial mix you've come to expect from this award-winning top.

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See the hot outtakes

Or view the entire "Diesel Collection" after the jump!

Diesel has a new web scene!?

We obviously knew about his appearance on our November cover (duh) but, heavens to betsy, what is this?!

He's only been out of retirement for a few weeks, but Diesel Washington has already filmed a new scene, and it's already on the internets for the world to enjoy. See a preview of Diesel's Extra Big Dicks extravaganza on Below the Belt right now!

Diesel Washington: The solution to the "gay for pay" crisis

Diesel Washington—Unzipped's November 2009 cover star—is back again with another incredible interview (his best yet?).

In the clip above, Diesel expounds on the permanence of porn, the sublimity of slipping a sexual switcheroo on an unsuspecting bottom, plus the definitive solution (FINALLY!) to the gay for pay problem that has vexed us all.

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View the hot outtakes

Watch the exclusive Diesel videos: like this one (where Diesel bites Cameron—and the dude loves it), or this one (where our dude talks about breaking Zack Randall's ribs), or this clip (where he unloads on twinks), or—the piéce de resistance—Diesel rapping!

Diesel Washington bit Cameron Marshall...

...And Cameron loved it.

What a sick fuck, eh?

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To see more exclusive Diesel videos go here (where our dude talks about breaking Zack Randall's ribs) and here (where he unloads on twinks) and here (to watch Diesel rap!).

A treasure trove of Hustlaball photos that may or may not be NSFW

Photos: Wilson Models

Based on these photos, it's hard to know how these people were still alive the day after Hustlaball. But, let's give it up to them for looking so pretty and showing off their penises for us, shall we? Above, it's Aden Stone looking tight and hot, two people who I'm too dumb to recognize, Chi Chi LaRue, Tommy Defendi with way too many clothes on, Ryan Raz in a snazzy singlet, and Jeremy Bilding in pink.

There is so much more below...