Daveo Falaveo fellates his toothbrush

Last we heard, young Daveo Falaveo was going to be making a movie for Chi Chi LaRue, but we're still waiting for that. In the meantime, enjoy this charming update to his You Tube account. 9 out of 10 dentists agree: Daveo knows how to get attention. Don't forget to floss!

It's a good thing he's hot

Normally we save these silly Daveo Falaveo videos for the weekend when we're looking for mindless pieces of entertainment for you, but since it's the Thursday before a long holiday weekend we figured, oh, screw it, put this one up now. Here is Daveo (hello, Chi Chi, when is this boy going to start filming?) murdering eardrums around the world. Enjoy!

Daveo Falaveo would like you to f.u.c.k. him

Any takers?

P.S. Watch it with those nipples, Daveo. You're gonna poke somebody's eye out! (Not that they'd mind.)

Two Daveos, One Cup

Uhhh...should we even try to comment on this? Our ongoing obsession with Daveo Falaveo continues, and now he's just upped the ante. Sharpie make-up + food + oral sex = Hot.

Daveo Falaveo is a porn star with a cause

Chi Chi's latest discovery is now regularly updating his You Tube account, so go check it out, especially if you're in the mood for orange juice. The clip above shows the humanitarian side of Daveo Falaveo, and it should serve as an inspiration to us all.

The return of Daveo Falaveo!

Several months ago, we had a serious relationship with the video below. Then one day, after several zillion viewings, we went to watch it (as part of our morning "routine") on YouTube and it had been pulled. Well, it's back!

Daveo Falaveo, his YouTube name, was everything to us, but then he disappeared off the face of the earth. So while we were thrilled to see his videos back online a few weeks ago, we just got the shock of our lives this morning when we found out what Daveo has been up to and who he might be working with now.

We've got two words for you: Chi. Chi.

Check out Chi Chi LaRue's "discovery" (we can still say we knew Daveo back in the day!) here. And yes, we now owe Chi Chi LaRue our firstborn for making our Daveo dreams come true.