Colby Keller: "Will fuck for food"

 
Photos: Colby Keller

What's with the porn industry these days? First Diesel Washington retires because he can't find work. Then the supercalifragilistic-hot David Chase is virtually overlooked by the studios—including the one where he got his start, Randy Blue. Are we the only ones wondering why the hell these guys can't get hired?

Now we hear that another Randy Blue boy, the criminally underused Colby Keller, is having such a hard time finding work that he's considering doing bareback porn. Say it ain't so! Colby himself had this to say to us via e-mail:

I'm defaulting on my student loans. All of my fans must have lost their jobs!! What do you think of bb porn? I guess that's where I'm supposed to wind up next right? Maybe the site Jake Cruise runs? Or maybe I could start a security camera based, BB homeless ex-gay porn star website. I wouldn't have sex, just scrounge around for raw food in dumpsters. What do you think? I could charge a quarter for the bus or maybe a cold one?

Awww. Has it really come to this? I mean, has anyone seen this guy? Colby Keller is one of the all-time hottest nerdy-looking types you'll ever find, and with his facial hair grown in and his body pumped up from hard work at the gym, he's looking better than ever. His scene with Arpad Miklos in the just-out Mustang flick XXX (from directing duo Steve Cruz and Leif Gobo) is, frankly, one of the hottest things we've seen in months. There's no mistaking the chemistry they have together—or the talent Colby has for making sex look so good that you almost feel like you're the one fucking him.

We've long admired Keller's work. From his work in Joe Gage's Alabama Takedown to his scene in Lifeguard: The Men of Deep Water Beach (another Gage flick from Titan), Colby has displayed something too often lacking in other porn stars: a sense of realness. Colby has relatability. Well, OK, and he has a big dick. But we'd like him even if he had an average one. Really.

So consider this our personal plea to all the studios who don't see what we see when it comes to guys like Colby Keller. Please, give these men a job before they resort to giving hand jobs in alleyways for the rest of your french fries or something.

Take a look at our exclusive gallery of Colby's "bum pics" after the jump, then see what he's got to offer to porn on Below the Belt.