Cody Kyler does another video, accent

This new Cody Kyler video is so long for videos (that aren't porn) on the Internet, but watch it anyways! Hello, it's Cody Kyler.

Note the introduction of yet another Cody Kyler accent around the 2:05 mark. You loved his British one, and now you will appreciate his Spanish-Caribbean tone as he eats a taco and then some Burger King. There really is no accent this boy can't do. Next up: Icelandic.

Chatting with Cody Kyler in Palm Springs

Here's some more Palm Springs action for you, and this time it's a picture AND a video! Specifically, a picture and a video of the one and only Cody Kyler!

Enjoy this "raw" interview footage of the charming and too-cute-to-be-true Cody, and have fun with the special guest star midway through the clip.

Video is below.

Cody Kyler has more accents than Madonna

Cockney, British, Oklahoman...Cody Kyler can do them all! Pretend boyfriend Cody Kyler went to Europe and picked up several awards at the Hustlaball, and he also picked up several different accents. They seem to come and go depending on what city he is in, or depending on what word he's pronouncing. But, like Madonna, Cody is just naturally adapting to his multi-cultural surroundings, so don't judge. Also, if you can keep me smiling and entertained for six minutes straight, you can sound however you want.

And, unlike Madonna, Cody isn't a bitch to reporters.

Cover model Cody Kyler!

Pretend boyfriend (yes, he's officially joined the extremely elite Unzipped Pretend Boyfriend club) Cody Kyler graces the cover of Florida's largest gay mag, 411, where he takes "ten very personal questions" inside. I'm not sure how I feel about another writer getting personal with Cody, but if it helps promote his career, I can tolerate it.

Here's how personal it got:

Did Brent Corrigan and Cody Kyler cross paths in London?

While both the wildly popular models were recently in London at the same time, Brent Corrigan and Cody Kyler were there for very different reasons—one for a film festival, the other for a hooker party. Your (my) mind is no doubt racing with the thought of these two having a secret rendezvous at Big Ben where they held hands and did tea together, so let's look at their dueling travelogues and see if this could have happened!

Who should rim Diesel Washington?

Say what you will about Diesel Washington, but the newly un-retired performer is fiercely committed to giving the fans what they want, and that's something even the haters have to love.

Diesel recently asked his readers a series of poll questions ranging from what kind of porn he should do (straight, gay, etc.) to who he should fuck (twinks, bodybuilders, etc.). He also asked if people would like to see him get eaten out in his next movie, even though he's "not a bottom."

Over 70% said "Yes" to this open-ended proposition (haha), so allow me to take the rimjob fantasy one step further by tossing out some potential Diesel Washington ass-munchers for you to vote on. (Yes, this is what I do for a living.)

Twink Stew

Here's Mandi Boom Boom filming Jayden Grey, Jason Pitt, and Christopher Woods as they give Cody Kyler a sponge bath. Interestingly enough, this video is a visual representation of 95% of the posts on Unzipped over the past month. Uhhhh...

No one says anything remotely coherent (England? Asia? Wisconsin?), but none of you are watching this for the dialogue.

Cody Kyler might be crazy cute, but he's not crazy

Never underestimate an Oklahoma City boy like Cody Kyler. The Flava Works exclusive might at first glance seem like a wild 18-year-old who's too busy partying and having sex with hot blatino guys to know what's he's doing, but when I talked to him on the phone the other day, he proved to be completely focused on his career and ready to do whatever it takes to make it big in the industry. But, don't worry, he still likes to have a lot of fun...

Unzipped: Cody, it’s great to finally get you on the phone. You’re always traveling, so where are you right now?
Cody Kyler: Right now I’m in Chicago at the Flava Works office, and I’ll be staying here for the winter doing some shooting. I have my own room here.

UZ: Cool. So what’s it like being The White Boy at an all-ethnic studio?
CK: It’s great! I hadn’t really been with black or Latino guys in the past. They’ve really brought out my sexual side and opened my eyes to new culture.

UZ: What do you mean your “sexual side”?
CK: Well, I’ve become sort of a power bottom…

Who did it better: Diesel Washington or Cody Kyler?

Cody Kyler Day continues on Unzipped. This is the 3rd CK post in less than 24 hours, and this one features music, feet, driving, and Diesel Washington.

Both performers were recently caught on tape singing a truly awful Mariah Carey song, "Possessed,"  and if you thought her voice was shot, wait till you hear Diesel and Cody. Kidding! (No I'm not.) Actually, they kind of sound better (?!) than Mariah. Luckily, both of them are very good at doing other things that do not involve singing.

Judge for yourself. Who did it better? (i.e. Whose video could you watch more than 60 seconds of without wanting to die/go deaf?)

Here's a gallery of Cody Kyler holding various beverages

Cody Kyler is a lot of things: Prolific blogger, Flava Works exclusive, tan, Twitter user, multiple necklace wearer, insanely cute, and 18 years old. I learned all this while going through his website. I also learned that Cody Kyler enjoys a variety of drinks, holding a variety of drinks, and posing for pictures while holding a variety of drinks.

Therefore, enjoy this small photo gallery of Cody Kyler holding a variety of drinks...