Jason Pitt's big celebrity weekend

Photos: Jason Pitt

All sweet southern beau Jason Pitt wanted to do was hang with Hollywood's hottest this past weekend in Vegas, including Chelsea Handler's sidekick, Chuy, and when the 19-year-old couldn't get into a 21-and-over nightclub where everyone was, it was Chelsea herself to the rescue:

So I pull up to the Venetian and walk to TAO, which has AMAZING food by the way, and I get in the club and they ask me for my ID.... I showed it to them and they escorted me out! So I call my friend and tell him what happened, he tells Chelsea that they didn’t let me in and the next thing that I know here comes Chelsea and some of her posse to get me. So I finally got in!

Hooray!

Here's Jason with Chelsea and a book-toting Felix Andrews at another event over the weekend, but the fun didn't end there...

New Moon insanity

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Last night, all holy hell broke loose across the street from our offices in Westwood when New Moon premiered. The photo above of Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson is actually from the after party, but the ho stroll on the red carpet is after the jump.

If C-list celebs, rabid fans, and more Tay-Patz is your thing, keep reading. I've never seen these movies and never will, so please excuse the less than enthusiastic photo captions...

Another reason to love Dolly Parton: She supports gay marriage

Photo: David LaChapelle

There are hundreds of reasons to love Dolly Parton. Now we can add her support for same-sex marriage to the list. Dolly was a guest on The Joy Behar Show Friday and had this to say, "Sure, why can’t they get married? They should suffer like the rest of us do."

Click here to watch the interview.

Taylor Lautner is a real doll

Mattel is really trying it with this one. Here's the toy maker's new doll, "Jacob," based on Taylor Lautner's Twilight character. I guess everyone is OK with using a 17-year-old's sexuality to promote a movie? Or, is this just an innocent action figure for young girls to play with? If you want my opinion, I think it's both, and that's kind of insane.

And hey, Mattel, when did Taylor Lautner get so white?

Kelly Osbourne's fiancé does drag

Y'all met Kelly Osbourne's fashion model fiancé, Luke Worrall, on Unzipped last week. Today, it was announced that Ozzy's future son-in-law is the cover boy girl person for the debut issue of Candy, the first self-described "transversal" fashion magazine. Candy is dedicated to celebrating transvestism, transexuality, cross dressing and androgyny, in all its manifestations. I for one, love the idea, and have become almost as big a fan of Luke as I am of Kelly. Kids who give a stylish finger to convention are always OK in my book. Plus, they are so dang cute together.

Photo: Getty Images

Britney Spears worships Satan, y'all!

Glory to Satan!

Sometimes hackers are really funny.

(Britney Spears' Twitter.)

Brooke Shields is rubbing up against some major hotties

Photo: Mike Ruiz

What's a girl to after her TV show gets cancelled? In Brooke Shields' case, she has been spending some time rubbing up against a couple of my favorite hotties. Last summer, she played cougar with a naked Christopher Fawcett (below) and yesterday, she dressed up as Sean Young in Blade Runner for Mike Ruiz. Is Seano next on her list? What about Miguel Iglesias?

I'm a bit jealous of Brooke right now, but am way more excited for Mr. Ruiz, who has dreamed of hanging with the Latisse lady since nothing came between her and her Calvins. Still, I can't help wonder what Kathy Griffin will think about one of her favorite gays getting cozy with her former co-star.

Photo: Tony Duran

Eye Candy: Use the face, Luke

Photo: Ram Shergill

Luke Worrall is a fashion model who looks a bit like White Squall era Ryan Phillippe. He also happens to be the future son-in-law of the Prince of Darkness, Ozzy Osbourne. The usually blond Luke has been engaged to cute as pie Kelly Osbourne for nearly a year. While the two haven't set a date, it's a relief that Kelly has fallen for a twinky pretty boy, rather than the smelly rockers she use to date. See more of Luke using the face, after the jump.

No Glee or Mark Salling last night? What the Puck?!

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I was so amped up last night to spend another hour with humpy Mark Salling, who plays Puck on Glee. But lo and behold, Fox was showing an hour of Simpsons Halloween episodes. Now, I love me some Simpsons, but two weeks without Mark? It's downright uncivilized. So, here are some pics to hold us all over until next week. And, since ratings sweeps begin in November, we are almost guaranteed some gratuitous shirtless scenes, like the shots after the jump.

Oscar winner to Scientology: I quit this bitch

First of all, thank you Google images.

Paul Haggis, who wrote the truly awful movie Crash, is done being a Scientologist. How/why anyone would join this group of gayliens in the first place is beyond me, but better late than never, Mr. Haggis. The Oscar winner is making news because of the fantastic goodbye letter he wrote to Scientology leader Tommy Davis, which reveals his anger over the "church's" support of California's Proposition 8. Money quote:

But I reached a point several weeks ago where I no longer knew what to think. You had allowed our name to be allied with the worst elements of the Christian Right. In order to contain a potential “PR flap” you allowed our sponsorship of Proposition 8 to stand. Despite all the church’s words about promoting freedom and human rights, its name is now in the public record alongside those who promote bigotry and intolerance, homophobia and fear.

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Frankly, I had to look no further than your refusal to denounce the church’s anti-gay stance, and the indefensible actions, and inactions, of those who condone this behavior within the organization. I am only ashamed that I waited this many months to act. I hereby resign my membership in the Church of Scientology.

Hooray! I love when people quit going to church, for any reason, but doing so because of anti-gay stuff is extra special.