
Wow, here is an offer that is *almost* too good to be true. And by "almost," I mean "completely"!
The leaked e-mail above (to blogger DeWayne In San Diego) is from cyberstalker extraordinaire and comical night terror "Damon Kruezer," a.k.a. Kent Barclay. Seems The Kruezer would like to cast Brent Corrigan in a new movie that, funny thing, The Kruezer is not actually producing, writing, or casting! Also, as it turns out, this movie simply does not even exist, at all, forever. But, let's read some of the text of this e-mail, and then we can make fun of it after!
I am very interested in the possibility of casting your friend, Brent Corrigan, in the movie being cast, produced and written by me, BRAD's BUDDIES 2...My offer is serious and it involves generous compensation on the basis of a signed, notarized...the movie is progressing and details will be shared on www.bradsbuddies2.info...I look forward to working with [Brent], who is so very talented.
While this may seem legit (the movie has its own website, with a ".info" domain!), I still have one question. Was there a cliffhanger ending to Brad's Buddies 1 that would warrant a Brad's Buddies 2? Also, what the fuck is Brad's Buddies 1?
You know, if Kent Barclay can make a sequel, anyone can! As a matter of fact, you guys, I just finished casting my own Brad's Buddies 2, and it's called Brad Buddies Part 2 Electric Boogaloo: Batshit Insane. It stars Aiden Ash and Jason Crystal, and it's directed by Derek Rivero. Production is underway right now, at my mom's house, with set design by Lurid Digs, catering by Del Taco, and a cross-promotional tie-in with Thorazine. KA-CHING.
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