Breakfast Links

Photo: ManChic

• Couture clones: Wonderbear designer packs the runway with beef

• Rocktards: Gay orgs sell-out the community for chump change

• Sex ed? Teacher gives XXX tape to 5th graders

• #1 with a ball sac: The top-selling Tupperware tranny

Breakfast Links

• No natural ingredients: Taco Bell's new "Re-Fresco" menu

• Seconds x 2: Aden & Jordan Jaric re-sign with Falcon

• No backstory necessary: Porn abandons plot

• Hello! Gallery of shirtless Austrian and Polish decathletes

• Good or bad way to go? Man dies in vat of molten chocolate

Breakfast Links

• Jay Brannan: M.J.'s "Man in the Mirror"

• Hmm: A collection of highly unusual penises

• It's true: The reasons M.J.'s brain was removed.

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• Tasteless/hilarious: Der Führer unhappy with MJ's passing

• Identity theft made even easier: Scientists crack SS code

• LMFAO...James Deen as Jerry: Seinfeld—the XXX parody

• Whack attack: The cardboard tube fighting league

Breakfast Links

• For all you toilet trolls: A cute dude's cool airplane trick

• Loathsome: Fred Phelps to target MJ's funeral

• Hooked on Crystal: Jason, that is

• Rideout with a moustache? Diggin' this...don't know what it's about

Breakfast Links

Photo: Butt

• Meet Tuck: He's much more than a pretty face (and body).

• First white boy on Flavaworks: MOC Blog interviews Cody Kyler.

• Wave of the future? Meet Pop, the gender-free child.

• Vintage Dick: Tracy, that is—200 characters from 1931-1977

Breakfast Links

Photo: Splash

• Zachary Quinto: Star Trek star fucking Men's Miami Levi?!

• Ashton Kutcher: His ass, fully exposed...totally delicious.

• Teach the children well: Atheist summer camp now open!

• Kinda fucked: M.J. used pedophilia to cover-up his gayness.

Breakfast Links

Photo: FAIL Blog

• Salty snack alert: Aisle information fail

• "Tourist Remover": New app removes people from vacation pix

• Heath Ledger: His final days exposed

• For the iPhone Homo: Download the hottest boys

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• Rope Play: Tony Buff works his magic on a very lucky Will Parker in this Titan clip from IML.

• The perfect addition to any home: Naked Dude Shelves

• Life is a cabaret: Liza does gay pride in Paris!

• Assimilate or Deviate: 40 years after Stonewall, what kind of gay are you?

Breakfast Links

• Michael Jackson reactions: Wolf Hudson does a heartfelt vlog, Madonna cries endless tears, Diesel Washington is nearly speechless.

• But where's Janet? Rushing to L.A. on a flight from London.

• Truly the King of Pop: Michael Jackson's Billboard Chart history.

• And: Ten songs to remember him by

• In happier news: Nick Wolanski sure does fill out a pair of underwear.

• Remember that gay exorcism video? CNN interviews the nut behind it.