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• R Patz undies: Gives new meaning to "a kiss on the lips"

• Washington Blade is back: Never write off scrappy gay journos

• Feds to pay gay benefits: Could this go our way after all?

• New: Fast auction site is like eBay for crackheads

• Drool: Yves Saint Laurent's country estate now at auction

• One cunning linguist: Language expert teaches his child nothing but Klingon

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• The Lung Flute: Will this remove years of cigarette smoke?

• The transhumans are here: 10 far-out body modifications

• Coolest Star Wars merch ever: The Tauntaun sleeping bag

• The raddest shoes: All-white Converse from artist Terence Koh

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• Classy: OUT and the 100 most important gays

• Eww...get tested—please! U.S. leads the world in STDs

• Oh no he didn't: Rick Springfield, nude at 60

• We must have been trippin': Happy Belated to LSD!

• Our fashion photography cup runneth over: Monzuki presents the fluid photography of Jake Walters

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• Total fun: Wacky gay soldier tale Just Friends? from Korea

• Bestsellers: Purses and bag crotcheted like books

• For leather freaks: The hottest wristwatch ever—the Nolex

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• Never wear the same dress twice! Wolf Hudson has a new proposition for you

• YIKES: Porn star talent agent facing life in prison?

• Perfect to desecrate your tree with: Sarah Palin ornaments

• When you're horny, you're horny: Man calls 911 for phone sex

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• WHOA. Porn legend Aiden Shaw was a teenage tranny

• Support the troops: A vintage beefcake gallery of naked servicemen

• Deported to Mexico? Lou Dobbs leaves CNN

• Mmmmmmmm: MEAT!

• Shirtless studs beat each other up: Nancy Fullforce's video clip for "RockNRola"

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• Drive with your iPhone? There's an app for that

• Lose your penis? This hospital will grow you a new one

• Stick your dick in a toilet paper roll? Everybody does it

• I ♥ Rob Kardashian: Must be that gorgeous ass

• Glowing...and mind-blowing: The sci-fi illustrations of Shusei Nagaoka

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• Stormtroopers 365: A new clone adventure every single day

• Controversy! "Malcolm X was bisexual, get over it"

• I die! Rachel Zoe parts ways with loyal stylist Taylor Jacobson

• Light & Darkness: Monzuki on the incredible art of Tom Haubrick

• Fascinating: The toothpick protocol of Thai gay boys

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• That car's a fossil: Wait...that car really is a fossil!

• Come and get it, pigs: Skin head porn 25% off!

• Sharing is caring: The art of Lesbian potluck

• The best Scientology/Tom Cruise stories I've ever read: From the new issue of the Village Voice

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• Freaky: It's the Naked Clown Calendar

• Gay apartheid? No way! David Mixner tells it like it is

• ACE fashion awards dinner re-cap: Gaga and more