Separated at birth

On the left: Big Brother contestant and proud owner of a big cock, "Russell." On the right: Titan Men exclusive and proud owner of an even bigger cock, Tony Buff.

Hooray! Big Brother 11 contestant has a big floppy dick

Screen caps via DudeTube

Nothing says "horrible summer television" (I mean that as a compliment) like CBS' Big Brother and, per tradition, one of this season's contestants has been naked on camera. True fans of the show like myself (it premieres this Thursday at 8 p.m and I'm having a viewing party if you'd like to come) know that to be on Big Brother, you must either be a Jesus Freak or a Slutty Idiot—or sometimes, both—so it's no surprise that this year's potential himbo, "cocky surfer" Braden Bacha (hot name), once showed his, uhhh, cock on a gay cable soap opera. See it here!