The gift that keeps on giving...lap dances: The Reese Rideout paper doll

Everyone loves porn star Reese Rideout!

And now you can give the gift of Rideout to every over-18 sentient being in your life.

Get the download (and assembly instructions) after the jump!

Everyone loves porn star Reese Rideout!

And now you can give the gift of Rideout to every over-18 sentient being in your life.

Get the download (and assembly instructions) after the jump!

Begin by getting the pattern (Download reese_rideout_paperdoll.eps).

It should appear like this when you print it out:

Next, follow the simple instructions (cut, fold, and glue the tabs as shown).

When complete, your doll will look something like this:

Aww. Aren't those big brown eyes adorable?

And just look at the attention to detail:

You can't even see how nice Reese's ass is on the cover of Men (though you can certainly see more Reese here).

Pretty cool, eh?

Enjoy yourself this holiday...and play responsibly!

See more hot gift ideas in the new issue of Unzipped

Attend the Unzipped holiday party this December 18

Begin by getting the pattern (Download reese_rideout_paperdoll.eps).

It should appear like this when you print it out:

Next, follow the simple instructions (cut, fold, and glue the tabs as shown).

When complete, your doll will look something like this:

Aww. Aren't those big brown eyes adorable?

And just look at the attention to detail:

You can't even see how nice Reese's ass is on the cover of Men (though you can certainly see more Reese here).

Pretty cool, eh?

Enjoy yourself this holiday...and play responsibly!

See more hot gift ideas in the new issue of Unzipped

Attend the Unzipped holiday party this December 18

Comments

[JANORM]

Well, I don't need a doll. I have a living-doll, and he is my partner, forever! Took me almost two(2) years to catch and land this one, but it has been truly and unbelieveably, a match made in heaven!
I received your samples yesterday and promptly used them. If you do a lot of wanking(Aussie phase for jacking-off)this should meet all your needs in the lube arena. There is one application that needs to be covered. My partner and I used it in some old-fashion butt-fucking. OMG! I heard of slip and slide, but this is fucking ridiculous! I won't say how long we were engaged, but we did three(3) flip-flops. I own a few toys, but could never use them due to my partner's abject terror upon seeing them. I managed to insert a Johnny Hazzard Dong all the way up to the base before he start yelling! What a lube this is!! Fucking Fantastic!! NJMJr!