The annual Unzipped readers' sex survey results!

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Let's talk about sex!

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You sent in your answers and we painstakingly tabulated them. Our panel of celebrity sexperts weighed in on some of your answers in the current issue of Unzipped, and here are the complete results!

How do you identify yourself?
100% gay: 82.7%
bisexual: 11.6%
straight: 1.5%
married to a woman but I like men: 2.6%
pansexual: 1.0%
asexual: 0.5%

How often do you have sex with a partner?
1-5 times a day: 4%
1-5 times a week: 35.9%
1-5 times a month: 33.3%
1-5 times a year: 16.5%
never: 9.2%

How many sexual partners have you had? (Yes, oral sex counts.)
0-10: 22.1%
10-25: 17.5%
25-50: 19.7%
50-100: 13.7%
100-250: 16.4%
I'm going for a world record: 10.6%

Describe yourself physically:
twink: 5.4%
bear or otter: 20.7%
daddy: 15.4%
muscleman: 8.2%
just your average stud: 44.5%
I defy description: 5.8%

What type turns you on?
young, sweet, and smooth: 32.4%
rugged A&F wannabes: 32.0%
scruffy bad boys: 38.0%
muscle studs: 41.3%
hairy guys: 44.5%
leather tops: 18.4%
straight guys: 36.6%
girly guys: 2.9%

What's your preferred position?
top: 21.8%
bottom: 30.1%
versatile: 43.9%
upside down and sideways: 4.2%

Would you prefer...
having a boyfriend: 18.2%
having a life partner: 49.1%
having a  handful of fuck buddies: 24.2%
having a ton of tricks: 4.4%
having a relationship with a woman with guys on the side: 4.1%

Are you currently...
in a monogamous relationship: 31.8%
in an open relationship: 28.5%
taking applications for boyfriends: 39.7%
 
Ever paid to get laid?
frequently: 9%
once or twice: 22.7%
never: 68.3%

How much do you pay an escort?
$100: 56%
$200: 30.6%
$300: 9%
more: 4.4%

Do you engage in bareback sex?
frequently: 19.6%
whenever I'm allowed: 18.3%
sometimes I can't say no: 29.2%
absolutely not: 32.9%

What's your longest relationship?
a few hours: 8.4%
a few months: 22.8%
a few years: 49.3%
a few decades: 19.5%

At what time of day are you the horniest?
dawn: 15.7%
afternoon: 14.8%
evening: 31.5%
after a few cocktails: 9.3%
24/7: 28.7%

How do you like your partner's body hair?
naturally smooth or shaved: 15.5%
neat & trimmed: 38.9%
naturally hairy: 40.2%
furry from head to toe: 5.5%

His balls?
shaved: 62.9%
hairy: 37.1%

His ass?
shaved completely: 28.2%
some hair: 39%
naturally hairy: 32.7%

Tattoos?
some: 62.9%
tons: 9.2%
none: 27.9%

Piercings?
some: 57.5%
tons: 5.4%
none: 37.1%

Where do you get sex?
me, my hand, and I: 36.9%
long-term partner: 19.4%
regular fuck buddy/buddies: 25.8%
naked strangers: 17.9%
 
When cruising someone, what's the first thing you notice?
package: 13.3%       
ass: 11.6%
physique: 26.8%       
face: 39%
attitude: 9.3%       
wallet: 0%

How do you use porn videos?
to initiate sex: 12%
instead of sex: 51.7%
along with sex: 36.3%

What's your favorite porn genre?
gay male sex, mostly one-on-one: 48.5%
solo man: 4.5%
gay group action: 32.9%
bisexual: 5.3%
heterosexual: 1.4%
fetish: 7.4%

Do you prefer [check all that apply]:
buy DVDs: 66.1%
rent DVDs: 24.4%
pay for entire movies online: 8.0%
pay for scenes online: 16.1%
seek out free porn on the Internet: 63.7%
make my own: 10.6%

Where do you watch your porn?
TV: 47.8%
computer: 51.4%
iPod: 0.5%
cell phone: 0.3%

What time of day do you usually cruise the Internet for porn?
morning: 14.1%
lunch hour: 11.9%
after work: 38.3%
late into the night: 35.7%

Do you look at porn at work?
yes: 20.3%
no: 74.5%
I tried, but my company blocks access: 5.2%

How much per month do you spend on Internet porn?
I won't pay for porn online: 60.1%
under $10: 15.0%
$11-$25: 13.1%
$26-$50: 8.1%
$50-$100: 3.0%
$100+: 0.6%

How vital is the story in a porn flick?
can't get hard without it: 6.5%
I'll give it a shot for a scene or two: 28.7%
I only want to see cock: 25%
depends on my mood: 39.8%

How well do you know your current porn stars?
they're all the same: 25.7%
I recognize their faces or cocks: 58%
I know their names and actively buy their films: 16.3%

When watching porn, how long until you're playing with yourself?
driving home from the video store: 7.6%
when I press play: 20.2%
as soon as I see skin: 31.7%
during the first blow job: 21.9%
when nuts hit that first ass: 14.2%
when the performers come: 4.4%
 
When do you clean yourself up?
as soon as I catch my breath: 52.4%
when the flick's over: 24.1%
I don't mind sleeping in a puddle of man batter: 15.2%
I use it as lube for round two: 8.3%

Where do you most look to hook up?
bars: 22.1%
local cruising streets, parks, or beaches: 10.4%
random non-cruisey places: 15.3%
public restrooms: 4.7%
bathhouse/sex clubs: 9.4%
print personals: 3.6%
Internet: 34.4%

Have you ever posted your own sexy photo or video online?
yes: 53.7%
no: 46.3%

Have you ever been watched while having sex?
yes: 60.2%
no: 25.%
not that I know of: 14.8%

Have you filmed yourself having sex?
yes: 37.8%
no: 60.7%
I have a webcam in the bedroom:1.5%

Ever get it on in public? If so, where?
(Check all that apply.)
public restroom: 61.5%
at work: 21.1%
at the gym: 31.7%
at school: 18.5%
wherever opportunity presents itself: 50.7%

My slab of meat is...
small but feisty: 3.5%
5-6 inches: 41.3%
7-8 inches: 50.2%
9-10 inches: 4.1%
most people can't take it: 0.9%

And it's...
cut: 82.1%
uncut: 17.9%

How vital is a partner's cock size?
unimportant-give me something to work with and I'm happy: 52.5%
fairly important-if it's less than 6 inches,
I leave: 39.9%
extremely important-there's nothing I can't
handle: 7.6%

What's your favorite type of cock?
long and straight: 37.2%
thick and bulbous: 29.5%
fat, thick, and squat: 14.8%
curves left, right, up, or down: 7.8%
lots of veins and ridges: 10.7%

Which dimension matters more?
length: 55%
thickness: 45%

How do you like your foreskins?
cut: 37.7%
uncut: 27.5%
no preference: 34.8%

Nuts are best when they're...
average-sized skin plums: 22.1%
high, tight, and ready to blast: 18.9%
big, meaty low-hangers: 32.5%
slappin' against my chin or ass: 26.5%
 
For the most part, how do you prefer your sex?
sensual: gentle, with lots of kissing and caressing: 34.7%
hot: sweaty and slurpy: 6%
rough (deeper! harder!): 16.5%
B/D-S/M: ouch! (more, please!): 2.9%

How much foreplay do you like?
5-10 minutes: 25.8%
10-30 minutes: 50.5%
1 hour: 13.7%
just enough to unzip: 10.0%

What's your favorite foreplay?
kissing: 23.6%       
dirty talk: 8.9%
getting manually worked over
(stroked, rubbed, massaged): 26.4%
getting orally worked over (licked, sucked, nibbled): 31.7%
nipple play: 6.4%
porn: 2.2%
what's foreplay? - 0.8%

How often do you use sex toys?
never: 23.6%
once in a while: 59.8%
frequently: 16.1%
can't get off without them: 0.5%

Your favorite toy?
dildo: 57.8%
butt plug: 20.8%
Fleshjack: 11.8%
other: 9/6%

Do you douche before ass play?
regularly: 51.3%
sometimes: 48.7%

Do you regularly use cock rings?
yes: 42.3%
no: 57.7%

Have you ever vacuum-pumped your dick?
yes: 41.6%
no: 58.4%

When having sex or jerking off, do you use...
lube: 49.7%
spit: 17.3%
hand lotion: 9/6%
dry, please! : 23.4%

Have you ever been fisted?
yes: 13.9%
fuck no!: 86.1%

Have you ever fisted someone?
yes: 25%
no: 75%

During sex, kissing is...
essential: 63.1%
optional: 34.5%
not happening: 2.4%

Which is your most sensitive erogenous zone?
neck: 26.0%
nipples: 40.7%
feet: 8.7%
ears: 12.8%
other (please specify): 11.8%

How do you give and/or receive?
suck and fuck: 36.1%
suck and get fucked: 33.9%
get sucked and fuck: 16.7%
get sucked and get fucked: 13.3%

How do you like to fuck?
from behind (e.g., doggy-style): 40.7%
missionary: 22.6%
side-by-side: 11.3%
you on top: 16.7%
other (please specify): 8.6%

How do you like to get fucked?
from behind (e.g., doggy-style): 35.0%
missionary: 30.0%
side-by-side: 11.0%
you on top: 14.6%
other (please specify): 9.4%

Other than touch, which sense stimulates you the most?
taste: 18.3%
sight: 46.4%
sound: 13.7%
smell: 21.6%

Where do you shoot your load?
on my chest: 32.7%
on his chest, back, or ass: 37.3%
on his face: 9.9%
in his mouth: 20.1%

Do you swallow?
yes: 56.2%
no: 28.3%
only accidentally: 15.5%

How often do you rim/get rimmed?
every time: 21.0%
half the time: 55.9%
none of the time: 23.1%

What's your favorite sexual act?
blow job: 27.2%
hand job: 8.8%
rim job: 14.7%
fucking: 33.2%
sixty-nine: 11.7%
way kinkier stuff than this!: 4.4%

What are you into?
fantasy plots (cable guy, police interrogation, etc.): 36.5%
wrestling: 9.1%
feet: 3.2%
jockstraps: 30%       
lace underwear: 1.1%
leather: 13.1%       
rubber: 0.6%
bi play: 6.4%

Have you participated in an orgy?
yes: 63.5%
no: 36.5%

Ever done B/D-S/M sex?
no way: 28.5%
no, but I'm curious: 31.0%
yes, I've experimented: 33.4%
regularly: 4.8%
I'm a hardcore dom or sub: 2.2%

What would you most like to try?
water sports: 25.7%
double penetration: 48.5%
flogging: 5.9%
public restroom sex: 17.1%
sex with a woman: 2.7%

What would you least like to try?
water sports: 18%
double penetration: 9.3%
flogging: 22.1%
public restroom sex: 6.1%
sex with a woman: 44.5%

If you could fuck anyone, who would it be?
the Top 10 write-ins (in alphabetical order)...
David Beckham
Zac Efron
Colin Farrell
Johnny Hazzard
Hugh Jackman            
Mario Lopez
Arpad Miklos
Brad Pitt
Matthew Rush
Zak Spears

and lastly...

What do you like to do right after sex?
go another round: 15.8%
cuddle: 44.9%
fall asleep: 16.4%
shower: 17.6%
go home: 5.3%

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Comments

[JANORM]

Just like I figured, my partner & I were in the majority answers of most all the questions(95%)! Ta! Ta! NJMJr/MRM!!

[Nakedbungalowboys]

Ok, so this is the hottest survey I have ever read...