Swisher Saves the Gays

We are now going to write about urination. You have been warned.

Picture it: Halloween weekend and I'm peeing at this West Hollywood restaurant, using a urinal not unlike many restaurant/bar urinals I have used in LA, and I notice the familiar, friendly red mat that is placed at the bottom to catch gum and any other foreign matter one might choose to toss into a white porcelain flushable pee bucket.

I've always known that it's supplied by the company known as "Swisher"-- which I find particularly funny for gay establishments-- but that's beside the point. I've never actually read what the thing had to say.
This time, tipsy as hell, I did.

Wait, get a closer look...

Seriously? If I was a drug addict on the verge of snorting a fat rail of white ice or shooting up a hot needle of black tar, would a red plastic piss mat be the thing that stops me from going down that dark, dirty road?

Please discuss.

Comments

[DieselWashington]

Hey,

I'm known as a Piss Guy so, I think the idea is great. I have been to some bars here in NYC where advertisers have ads on these things. Think about it We spend alot of time in the bathroom esp when in the club drinking. I think the idea of say no to drugs is cool.

But it will get out of hand....if it starts reading Save the Whales, No to Prop 8, Save the planet, bah bah.

I would to see ones that say, Feed the Hungry, or even better from song titles.

"Who let the Dogs Loose"
"Tie a yellow ribbon around that Old Oak Tree"

LOL

[JANORM]

WHATEVER! PLEASE! NJMJr!