God hates book burners

A couple of weeks ago I told you about some backwoods bible-thumping sister felchers and how they were going to burn books that made them so mad, namely, certain books by extreme liberals like Billy Graham and heretics like Rick Warren. This was going to happen on Halloween, but, oh shit, it rained...

So the North Carolina town where this book burning was supposed to take place got rained out, which is very inconvenient when one is attempting to light a fire, to burn books. Protesters and fancy teevee people came out to his thing, but it was all ruined! Ruined, of course, by Him. Like fags and baby killers, God hates book burners as well, so he peed on them from the sky.

Not to worry though, the church writes about their Plan B:

All the protestors and media got wet; we were inside where it was nice and dry. Someone said that we were “hiding” out, but that is not so...Some have written praising God that he intervened and stopped the Book Burning because of the rain, protestors, and state laws about burning paper. Nothing was stopped. Our goal was to destroy garbage...and we did just that. We didn't care how it was destroyed; only that it was destroyed. These same people must have never heard about "Paper, Rock, & Scissors." Scissors cut paper, and paper tears real easy. We destroyed everything as planned. Praise God!

Hooray!

Also, just ignore the fact that this analogy is incomplete—how did the rock figure in?—and paint yourself what is probably an accurate imaginary picture of several insane people sitting around in a circle ripping up pieces of paper. This actually happened.

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[JANORM]

This group will not even make it to a 'footnote-in-history.' They are relegated to the lunatic-fringe which are promptly forgotten! NJMJr!