An update on Damon Kruezer's fake movie!

A few weeks ago, the fake website for a fake movie that is not being made, "Brad's Buddies 2," brought us some easy laughs (remember the pegasus on crystal?). But today, there is actual phony pre-production news about this phony movie, courtesy of phony producer and authentic cyberstalker Damon Kruezer.

And now, we will screen cap the shit out of this website and make fun of it again, for more dumb laughs...

There is CASTING NEWS, you guys:

Recruited straight from the pages of Google Images, let's meet the stars. From left to right, we have Someone From A Manhunt Profile, Someone From Lurid Diggs, and Someone From A Stock Picture Frame Photo. 

And here is where these imaginary models are filming their imaginary scenes:

So, OK, Chicago, Chatsworth, and Paris. But where in Paris, Chicago, and Chatsworth? Paris, Chicago, and Chatsworth's famous white sand beaches and lake side villas, of course!

Finally, a script excerpt:

Zzzzz...BORING.

The End.

Comments

[ThomasBoston]

This movie is going to sweep the GAYVN awards that is for sure, well in his mind. That is Oprah's villa on Lake Michigan, she is a huge Kruezer fan and wanted to lend a hand in his masterpiece.

BTW to those who remember, what happened to his love nest in Rochester?

And I see his name wasn't on the Gun Oil give away! Robbed again, oh well there is still Babs' Oil of Olay.

[elmysterio]

Twisted truths and blatant lies from a man who has no life and or friends and lives in a fantasy world of his own creation with a fake boyfriend and fake business partners this is the story of Damon Kruezer. You can not make this shit up it is too twisted for color TV.

You seriously want to sit back and watch this trian wreck in awe of the shear magnitude in which he builds each bigger and more out landish lie to hid his previous one. This is "catch me if you can" all over again.

But this time it is decidedly darker and more perverted than anyone could ever imagine and what is seriouly scary is that it is all true.

[Brent Corrigan]

The Pegasus is my favorite! Thank you for posting it! You boys at Unzipped sure know the way straight to my heart. What's that you say? Oh, this post ISN'T about ME? That's ok I'll enjoy the lil fairy pony anyway ;-)

[ThomasBoston]

Elm- Lets be fair, he did have that convicted pedophile Nelson as a friend.

What happened to the wolf dreamcatcher icon?!?!?!

[will g]

BREAKING NEWS: Kentie tweeted this in the wee hours this morning:

THRILLED to say that a BIG NAME is coming out of retirement...just to be in BRAD's BUDDIES 2! Details later this week. about 10 hours ago from web

Tongues are wagging from coast to coast. WHO could it be?
Kameron Scott? (unlikely)
Ryan Idol?
Jeff Stryker?
Joaquin Phoenix?
Elizabeth Taylor?

Don't keep us hanging Kentie!

[ThomasBoston]

WillG- Could it be Mark Adams?

[Mark Adams]

ThomasBoston-
Damn! The secret is out!! And Howard (my agent for years, since I used the porn name of Monte Zuma) promised me it wouldn't tell a soul. Except maybe David Forest. Damn!!

[Nonbreeder]

The twisted desperation and extreme delusion of this guy is totally fascinating in a dark, voyeuristic way. I hate to admit this, but I am GLUED to each post on this non-film. He's like an "invisible train-wreck." I picture him as a cross between Norma Desmond and Phillip Seymore Hoffman in 'Happiness.'

[Mike]

"Brenden Krave" is actually Luke Bishop. The luzer didn't even try to hide the name of the photo that he stole!

http://www.justusboys.com/eyecandy_4031-luke_bishop-stroke_that_dick.html

http://kruezeratnight.com/lukebishop307.jpg

[DeWayne in SD]

Will, if its a BIG NAME he has to be dead, what dead u say?

Yes Damon has decided to really push the boundaries of Gay Porn and cast a Big Name DEAD Celebrity.

There is really only one possibility

River Phoenix, Kent was inspired by him and My Own Private Idaho is Kents Fave River movie!

In fact he has never watched the whole film! Only the sex scenes ;-p

[elmysterio]

seriously who does damon think he fooling

[ernie]

Warp drive Pegasus could use some musical accompaniment:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muqflDqEEp8

[ernie]

I guess it needs to be started in another tab so one may return to view the winged beauty whilst the the music plays.

[will g]

Good work Mike! (As usual.) I had seen the "Luke Bishop" tag on the photo, but was unable to track it down to its source. "Stoke That Dick" will be informed of Kentie's theft.

[Donald Hungery]

Speaking for myself only I am soooo looking forward to seeing Mark Adam's huge 12" dong that i've been whacking off to for years just thinking of that hot hunk of meat hard and stiff ooohhhhdamn, always knew Kentie had a reason for his obsession with the stud. mark oh mark, can I just lick it a little, pleaseeeeee baby! If Kent got some we want too!!!

[johnny law]

when is damon gonna do the world a favor and kill himself?
but it seems that he is trying to pick a fight and make wild accusations about everyone that have no basis, i love how he claims some of those pictures are chicago when it is clearly the san francisco bay. this man is so pathetic he believes his own bullshit.
and where does he get off trying to blackmail people all the time.
and now it looks like he has his sites set on ricky sinz, this man must have a death wish, of all people in the industry i would not mess with ricky, the man is ruthless and does not play games think about hes x special forces, worked as a mercenary for blackwater guarding the embassy, hes a pro fighter with obvious links to organized crime the man used to collect debts for the mob in chicago and not too mention the fact the guy has alot of money and will spare no expense legally or illegally to come after someone? that is a bad combo for any would be wanna be trouble maker, not too mention the guy goes to russia on business all the time who the fuck does damon think hes doing business with over there? this guy is mobbed up big time?
maybe ricky will do us all a favor and make this looser disappear.