Oh look, Adam Lambert's new album cover

FINALLY. Something happened! In case you haven't noticed, it's been a slow news day. Hello, can someone send me a pic of them in a slutty Halloween costume or something?

Anyways, here's Adam Lambert's new album cover for "For Your Entertainment" and jesus fucking christ you have got to be fucking kidding me.

Did Liza Minnelli and Jocelyn Wildenstein have a baby, or did the graphic designer at the record company drink a bottle of liquid ketamine before turning on his computer? Even the font and the background is insane. It's Starlight Express meets Lambada in some sort of twinks in space fuckery that makes those faggy kids from this morning look butch.

Thanks though, Adam Lambert, for having an album cover that looks like this. I was bored.

(Source: Every Gay Blog On The Internet, but I got it from Popnography.)

Comments

[Dewayne]

Hmm so when is the DVD coming out? The custom Buttplug?

[Nonbreeder]

It looks like an ad for a "Rock Star Ken doll." And that's actually about how truly rock-n-roll he is! They took quite a few inches off the cheeks, I see. If anything, it WILL win the airbrushing awards for 2009!

[Don Normann]

Oh, look! Here comes the bitchy/catty wanna-be witty comments from people who have absolutely NO knowledge of music history beyond Lady Googoogaga or whatever the hell her name is. Anyone who remembers back when REAL albums were released with REAL covers can see that this is a throwback to the androgynous looks of Bowie, Edgar Winter, Prince and too many of the big hair bands to name. Or did you forgot what Hall and Oates' first album cover looked like, too? No, Adam's cover won't win the Jason Statham Award for More Butch Than Thou, but then it's not SUPPOSED to! You do your thang, Ms./Mr. Adam!

[Cheyenne O.]

Don......what you say is true....so very true!!!

[James S.]

If I didn't already know that Adam Lambert was gay, I would certainly know it after seeing his album cover. He looks like a woman with too much make up