Miley does it again

Oh, Miley—you've created an anthem that patriotic, red-blooded straights, anxious tweens, and horny gays will all fight over to call their own.

Who will win?

It's hard to say.

But "Party in the USA" is a song worth fighting for. It's a little bit country and a little bit hip hop, and once again, Miley hit the zeitgeist right between the eyes and now stores can't keep bedazzled cowboy boots in stock. Miley Cyrus: world changer.