Is this soda gay?

This past week, Unzipped Media's Secret Soda Operative, "Theo," introduced your editors to a fascinating new beverage that has quickly become all the buzz around the office, Diet Mtn Dew Ultra Violet. While the abbreviation of "mountain" in the name of a soda is sort of weird, we were able to look past this in order to experience what is potentially the most gayest soft drink we've ever had. Here's why:

1. First of all, it's purple.
2. It's diet.
3. When poured into a glass, tiny blue bubbles appear!
4. As The Unabashed Queer points out, "Ultra Violet" was one of Andy Warhol's discoveries in the late 1960's.

Like straight porn and Satan, if you weren't a fag already, this soda will make you one. Drink up!

Comments

[JANORM]

I'm running to the nearest WalMart to purchase at least two or three cases. Got to keep being strung-out on caffeine. Don't think I'm gay enough. Need some fortifier for all the f-----g I do! Both types, mind and physical! You got to love words, ain't it Grrrreat! NJMJr!