"Damon Kruezer" would like to cast Brent Corrigan in his "movie"

Wow, here is an offer that is *almost* too good to be true. And by "almost," I mean "completely"!

The leaked e-mail above (to blogger DeWayne In San Diego) is from cyberstalker extraordinaire and comical night terror "Damon Kruezer," a.k.a. Kent Barclay. Seems The Kruezer would like to cast Brent Corrigan in a new movie that, funny thing, The Kruezer is not actually producing, writing, or casting! Also, as it turns out, this movie simply does not even exist, at all, forever. But, let's read some of the text of this e-mail, and then we can make fun of it after!

I am very interested in the possibility of casting your friend, Brent Corrigan, in the movie being cast, produced and written by me, BRAD's BUDDIES 2...My offer is serious and it involves generous compensation on the basis of a signed, notarized...the movie is progressing and details will be shared on www.bradsbuddies2.info...I look forward to working with [Brent], who is so very talented.

While this may seem legit (the movie has its own website, with a ".info" domain!), I still have one question. Was there a cliffhanger ending to Brad's Buddies 1 that would warrant a Brad's Buddies 2? Also, what the fuck is Brad's Buddies 1?

You know, if Kent Barclay can make a sequel, anyone can! As a matter of fact, you guys, I just finished casting my own Brad's Buddies 2, and it's called Brad Buddies Part 2 Electric Boogaloo: Batshit Insane. It stars Aiden Ash and Jason Crystal, and it's directed by Derek Rivero. Production is underway right now, at my mom's house, with set design by Lurid Digs, catering by Del Taco, and a cross-promotional tie-in with Thorazine. KA-CHING.

Comments

[jb]

wow that dude is SO insane... I mean, in what world..... even if that was legit.... would BRENT CORRIGAN do work with him?

Maybe he should ask Jenna Jameson to co-produce/direct.

[...Who Fucked the Wrong Hole? I'm soooo confused.....]

This guy is indeed "BAT-SHIT CRAZY" and indeed must have been sexually abused at some point by the neighbor's dog. Why else would he be so fascinated with anal sex, unclean anus' and licking and eating same yet then speaks of some ridiculous gourmet popcorn with most likely bits of dogshit from the home's front yard such a sad man but I would indeed assist in rolling him over a cliff. WAKA WAKA

[Mike]

And don't forget to include a dungeon scene. To be filmed in Afghanistan, by guest director, Andy Warhol.

[Mark Adams]

That's the funniest item I've read in...well, hours. Laugh WAY out loud. Especially the line, "Also, what the fuck is Brad's Buddies 1?" Priceless. If there was an award for Best Individual Blog, this would win hands down.

[Nonbreeder]

Has anyone here seen 'Female Trouble' a John Waters film? In it, Divine plays a dual role, and appears as a really filthy, wildly overweight, dirty t-shirt, greasy sort of guy. I have always pictured this Damon Kruezer guy to look just like that character.

[will g]

Mike, you are correct about the "dungeon scene," except it's being filmed in Paris TODAY, and being directed by the ghost of Jean-Daniel Cadinot. He tweeted it, so it must be true:

WONDERFUL meeting with the former Cadinot models and videographer, we are shooting the SPECIAL DUNGEON SCENE for BB2 later today, HAWT!about 10 hours ago from web

[elmysterio]

who leaked those private and very personal emails on the internet? They must be really pissed off at Damon to do such a thing, Oh wait it was me, ha ha.

I am quit sure he is really mad at me right about now for doing such a thing and being a menber of the truth squad.

Hell I have two blogs dedicated to telling the truth about this vile repulsive creatin who has plauged the gay community for more than a decade.

now he is twittering about casting all of the gayporn stars who are now or formally incarcerated. he is using the parole boaed for his casting purposes. that is the real joke

[DeWayne in SD]

His emails are always good for a laugh nothing more, I send them around for everyone's enjoyment!

The idea that Brent Corrigan would work for a man who Stalked him at the behest of Cobra producer Bryan Kocis(who admitted to paying Kent), who did a shit job interview with Grant Roy(then lied and said it was Brent)posted it on his Trash site (80% of the interview was FAKED by Kent) then sent Brent Corrigan a Bill for Publicity services!

CON 101!

[Kevin Clarke]

I personally do not find any of this funny. In the last 12 hours he claimed that I lived with him for 4 months 6 years ago and he had to leave me because of morbid obesity and impotence. Now since I never met the man that kind of a lie is not at all funny. Then today I am going into Rehab... forget that I am 20 years clean and sober, just another yuck that we can all laugh about.

There are many people in the porn industry whose sobriety and lives I have shared for many of those 20 years. I don't get laughing at that.

I don't think it's funny trying to glom on to the legacy of Jean Daniel Cadinot with lies about his models and videographer as if they would love to work with him as if he is on a level with one of the all time greats.

Implying you are trying to hire Brent Corrigon without saying anything about the many lies you have told about him over the years including calling him a murderer is insulting not funny.

Yes folks it's all a joke. What's wrong with me I thought fat people were supposed to be jolly?

I appreciate how all can laugh at demeaning others. Gosh this is so much fun. Sobriety and what it takes is not a laughing matter. Being unwitting tools in a con is more to the point here.

There must be some other insult, lie, or pain you all can laugh at, while someone else is getting fleeced, or someome who tries to reach out for sobriety doesn't becasue I am in rehab.

[tiki barber]

Guys -- it's all fun and games to poke the fat old man from Quincy with a stick ... until he stalks another twink and destroys their life.

[tiki barber]

ps did you guys know he's fucking Scott Boredman? Haha jk ......... even Kent has standards.