Sexy teabagger/birther/deather pics from Saturday's Klan rally in D.C.

Photos: NineTwelvePhotos

Real America™ was out in full force this weekend to protest our nation's first Russian-Indonesian President, Barry Nobama. They had signs! They had costumes! They actually had no idea what they were protesting against!

Cable teevee goblin Glenn Beck and a flurry of conservative groups mobilized old white men (and the white women who love them) to march on Washington D.C. this past Saturday, 9/12. See, 9/12 is very close to 9/11 (only one day apart!), so this demonstration was in honor of those who died, and racism.

Liberals and conservatives are arguing over just how many people attended this thing—some estimates had the crowd at tens of thousands while others said there were up to two million—but I read online that it was more like 15 or 20 million. In fact, one website said there were up to 45 million. So, if you average it all out and compare it with the pics from the demonstrators and the traffic cam stills, there were obviously 90 million people there.

Now, see the beautiful pictures from this event that will make you proud to be an American, after the jump.

T4 was a program in Nazi Germany where doctors killed over 70,000 people who Hitler deemed incurable. Obama's HR 3200 seeks to euthanize 85% of people over the age of 40, so this sign makes a fairly accurate comparison.

These signs are referring to Ted Kennedy, who recently died. He left behind a wife and five children. Now, Kennedy's already buried, so they'd have to dig up his coffin in order to throw the health care bill in there with him. This is probably not going to happen, you guys!

Obama was the 5th Beatle.

This is not racist, because Obama always talks about how he is part African. Also, he is black. Just stating the facts!

Does this mean Gayle is the real First Lady?

In Kenya, birth certificates are printed on 22" x 28" poster board.

Why does Obama want to abort your grandma?

Ha ha, slobs.

Yikes. What does this even mean? I didn't get to this level of math in school, but I think those are equal signs, and fractions. ACORN/Child = Obama/Trafficking, divided by "Prostitation"/Fraud & God = raining blood?

Uhhhh....

Are you still with me? Good. Watch this video for the "grand finale." Try to last until the 2:30 mark...it's magical!