You heard about how you can get gay married in Vermont today, and how Ben & Jerry's introduced a sexy new ice cream flavor ("Hubby Hubby") to commemorate the occasion, but did you know that not everyone is happy about these gay weddings, and this gay ice cream? The wingnuts at Free Republic ("Freepers") are speaking out against this disgusting marketing ploy, and a collection of their message board comments are below. Warning: Timeless fudge packing jokes and hilarious puns are involved...
As always, culling these goddamned things is no easy chore, so, YOU'RE WELCOME. Hope your gay wedding is worth it!
-How much fudge are they able to pack into a pint?
-I haven’t eaten Ben and Jerry’s ice cream in maybe fifteen years or so. Total trash organization, and enemies of the unborn.
-I have never tasted Ben & Jerry’s nor will I ever. I try to avoid if I can, any radical leftist companies.
-DINGLEBERRY DELIGHT........ Berries plucked daily from Barney Franks’ “back yard”!
-Ben & Dovers.
-That’s discriminating. Where’s the Fatty Bulldyke flavor?
-Will they have a flavor to honor Teddy Kennedy? "Chappaquiddick Fridge?"
-NONE of That Queer Made Crap will never be in my Fridge.
-Why not call it “Creemin’ Semen?”
Jesus Christ! I thought I had a dirty mind...these people are fucking pigs.
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