Finally! Wine for gay men

Are you gay? Do you like wine? Here then, drink this gay wine:

Uncork the bottle, let it breathe for a while…then pour a brimming glass, examine the color, deep, almost black. Swirl the contents playfully and see how it flows slowly over the surface of the glass. It smells of ripe, dark fruits, fragrant, a steamy jungle, a…

Taste it. Raise the glass to your lips and you’ll notice deep and balanced flavors, they are sumptuous, you can almost chew on them, they fill you.

UO! Wines currently offers three different types of wine for homosexuals, and as you can see from the copy above, they know that in order to sell booze to the gays, it has to sound like you are actually giving the booze a blowjob.

Whatever happened to just drinking wine because you want to get drunk?