Aiden Ash's "cum stained" road trip

Twink performer and Mason Wyler pal Aiden Ash packed a bag and hopped in a car with his boyfriend to make the drive from Texas to Disney World and, mercifully, he made time to update his blog with photos from the road. That's him, above, posing with two of his fans.

Of course, what luxury getaway would be complete without sitting around in your motel room eating chips in bed?

Unfortunately, Aiden's accommodations did not meet his obviously high standards. He explains:

So then we couldn't find a hotel anywhere! So we found a really gross Motel 6. There was "Purple Drank" or vomit all over the shower wall, cum stained shower curtains, and when Logan and I got in bed the legs like broke or something crazy I was not too happy but a bed is a bed!

This bed might not have legs, but if it's like most Motel 6 beds, we're pretty sure the bugs crawling inside of it do. Bon Voyage, Aiden!