You knew this was coming

Since they are mass-producing these things for everyone and everything in every shape, size, and design, why don't they let people "create their own" Snuggie? Maybe some of us don't want the openings for our arms and we'd prefer openings for our junk instead. Maybe some of you would like holes cut out in the rear—"butt holes," if you will. And I'm really not feeling that childish Snuggie logo, so can I just get Lucky Daniels' face embroidered all over the damn thing? Thank you.