That fake Sprite ad was actually fake

Hey remember that Sprite ad from earlier this week that we never posted because we knew that it was fake and also because we don't need to watch some lady get a soda facial when we're surrounded by the real thing all day long, with actual gay porn stars? Well, it was as fake and as pointless as we, and many others, knew it was. Just some guy cold makin' up BJ ads. He tells Gawker:

I directed and produced the fake Sprite ads that have been making the rounds over the past five days. There have been quite a lot of false statements made regarding these and I would like to make a few things very clear about these spots. First, there was no involvement from either The Coca-Cola Company or Greencard Pictures. Second, this was not supposed to be taken seriously by anybody. They were made completely on spec, which was clearly stated on the YouTube pages on which the ads were primarily seen. I paid for, produced and directed both spots independently. I am frankly quite surprised that spots of this nature were so quickly and easily believed to be legitimate. I hope that all parties involved will understand that this was a simple mistake that went much too far too fast, and that it is now made clear that these were not real commercials, nor were they ever produced with intention of being taken as such.

Ha ha, enjoy your lawsuit, pervert.