Revealed: The Top 11 Brent Corrigan Haikus!

Finally! We've combed through the hundreds of haikus you wrote for our Brent Corrigan Haiku Contest, and we are proud to unveil the top 11 entries!

Remember, Brent will chose four winners from the following finalists, three of whom will win a personally autographed copy of Brent's edition of Freshmen. And one grand prize winner will receive a signed copy of Brent's chart topping DVD Brent Corrigan's Big Easy!

See if you made the cut after the jump. (Note: We've removed the poets' names so that Brent can judge these without seeing who among his most loyal fans—whose names he probably knows—might have become a finalist.)

In no particular order, here are the haikus that so profoundly affected us and gave us a new appreciation for poetry, and life:

Are we his lover?
Allusions or delusions?
In blog, Brent says so.

Brent flicks his hair and
the Gods of porn smile on their
perfect creation

Lucas is a dick
Not underage anymore,
Brent is a man now.

Think, it is lucky,
Brent continues to persist,
Wankers are happy!

It is a porn star
no wait, it is Zac Efron
Brent, we love your ass

Brent's naughty and nice
Sweet and fresh, but spicy, too-
Efron can't touch this

Majestic mountains?
Spectacular deep valley?
Nope! Just Brent's sweet ass!!!

Corrigan's his name
Riding hot cocks is his game
Hopefully mine's next

I am a bear cub.
Brent is now a muscle twink.
Match made in heaven?

This bottom is top
No need for penetration
To show who's the star

I watch the porno
Not for the star on Brent's ass
But just shining eyes